Service Charge, Zero Service
That face you make when your “inclusive” service charge pays for luxuries you neither see nor use. Lift? Locked garden? Just part of the fantasy brochure.
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📍 Netherlands

Windows With Character (And a Soundtrack)
They promised “original sash windows,” just didn’t mention the built-in wind chimes. Painted shut or percussion-ready—either way, ventilation is a fantasy.
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📍 Netherlands

The Elusive Fixer
That one annual gas safety check—less about safety, more about spotting the mythical maintenance person in their natural habitat.
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📍 Netherlands
Tag someone who's waited months for a repair visit that lasted 5 minutes.