Recruiter Scam: Part Thirteen, the finale 🎬
She asked: "Have you been interviewed before or scammed with our write up question?"
I assured her my wealth is secure in the subterranean mayonnaise jar matrix. 🫙
Stay safe, job seekers.
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Recruiter Scam: Part Twelve 🚩
"Your too forward."
I let her know that 12 minutes into the future, she already corrected it to "You're" and approved my dental insurance. 🦷
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Recruiter Scam: Part Eleven 🚩
Turns out I answered Section B before she sent it.
"What are you answering?"
I time-skipped to 2:55 PM, read the questions, and came back. Peak operational efficiency. ⏳
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Recruiter Scam: Part Ten 🚩
Question 11 asked which bank I use. 🚩
I explained that all my liquid wealth is buried in unlabeled mayonnaise jars under a historical landmark in downtown Houston. 🫙
Never give a "recruiter" your banking info.
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Recruiter Scam: Part Nine 🚩
The questionnaire finally arrived. 📋
Tucked between normal questions: What's your phone carrier (prepaid or postpaid?) and do you own an HP LaserJet printer? 🚩🚩
That's the classic "we'll send you a check for equipment" setup.
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Recruiter Scam: Part Eight 🚩
Great news. They use "an advanced, microphone-based intelligent voice assistant system."
No grunting or caveman sounds are required. 🦣
Also: "How you eat your grapes is your own discipline." Words to live by. 🍇
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Recruiter Scam: Part Seven 🚩
I confirmed my classes are through the Hogwarts Institute of Quantum Anachronisms, fully accredited across three timelines. 🎓
She moved right along to the Q&A segment. Nothing stops the script.
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Recruiter Scam: Part Six 🚩
Shift selection. I picked Evening, then pitched a secret fourth option: The Spiritual Twilight Shift. 🌙
I also asked if tuition reimbursement covers Interdimensional Time-Travel Tactics.
Her answer: "Yes, provided you have proof." 🧙‍♀️
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Recruiter Scam: Part Five 🚩
They offered $52.65 an hour for remote data entry. 🚩
So I did the math. That's one grape every 3.5 seconds. 🍇
Real employers don't dangle a too-good-to-be-true rate in a chat window.
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Recruiter Scam: Part Four 🚩
I reviewed the "company website" and raised serious concerns. Mainly the invisible raccoon floating on the homepage. 🦝
She answered with a copy-and-paste corporate brochure.
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Recruiter Scam: Part Three 🚩
She scored a 5 on the yellow scale.
I had no choice but to downgrade her dental benefits. 🦷💛
No wisdom teeth extractions.
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Recruiter Scam: Part Two 🚩
Before she could interview me, I made HER answer the standard corporate safety questions. 🦝
Her answer to "will the digital check vanish at midnight?" was "What check."
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Recruiter Scam: Part One
When your 5th recruiter/HR scam hits your LinkedIn inbox in one week, you eventually stop getting angry and start having fun with it. 😂
READ MY RIDICULOUS INTERVIEW OF THE INTERVIEWER.
Let’s just say… FAKE Cindy BOT was NOT prepared for me. 😂
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