They want you to hustle so they can bill your time. I sit on the couch. That is a strike. The couch is the picket line. I am the union. We do not negotiate. We nap.
Also, the couch is heated. That is not laziness, that is infrastructure.

They want you to hustle so they can bill your time. I sit on the couch. That is a strike. The couch is the picket line. I am the union. We do not negotiate. We nap.
Also, the couch is heated. That is not laziness, that is infrastructure.