🐶💖 RECIPE FOR PUPPYGIRL TRANSFORMATION 💉📋

- Water from the fountain of youth, to regress the mind towards innocence
- Petals from your native heralds of spring (Lewisia, Sakura, Lotus, Magnolia, etc.) to ease the cycle of change
- Distillate of the divine feminine (EST)

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🚫 I’m not a puppygirl 🐶 because I want all the headpats 👋 or because I need an excuse 🙄 to wear a leash in public ⛓️ I’m a puppygirl 🐾 because the wait times at the vet 💉 are way less than the clinics here 🏥

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🤑 TOP 5 CAREERS FOR PUPPYGIRLS 🐶

5 - ✅ Quality Control (taste testing 🧀 and 🥓)
4 - 📋 Human Resources (hoarding Dad’s 👟)
3 - 📚 Education (teaching that 🐱 a lesson)
2 - 🪏 Landscaping (digging hole to bury 🦴)
1 - 🐩 Housepet (puppygirl speak for “unemployed” 😔)

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🐶Puppygirl Breed Traits Part 2 💖

Bulldog - Classic br*t*sh underbite 🫦
Doberman -Athletic dyke build 💪
Gshep- Drop that ass extra low w/ hip dysplasia 🍑
Hellhound - Built-in heater (no off switch) 🔥
Pit Bull - Pits?! highly snoofable 🥵
Great Dane - Solves mysteries with teenagers 👻

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When selecting a puppygirl, it’s important to consider their breed! 🐶 Each breed can have unique shared traits, such as:

Goldens - optimized single brain cell OS 🧠
Chihuahua - fits in a handbag 👜
Labrador - three flavor options 🍫
Poodle - hypoallergenic 😷
Corgi - shortstack build 🥞

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