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@processorpress.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 11:21 PM

Oscar‑nominated LaKeith Stanfield and Emmy‑winner Ben Mendelsohn preview the upcoming horror thriller ‘Molepeople’ at New York Comic‑Con, with a release slated for August 2027. A man in a rat‑sized suit…
#Stanfield #Teases #Molepeople #Comic #Con #Promises #Entertainment #Washington #USNews #Satire

@molirix.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 12:47 PM

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@processorpress.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 9:02 PM

ABC’s sudden format reversal is being sold as a ratings dividend, prompting market participants to speculate on the financial fallout of a media misstep. The first thing market participants noticed was the…
#Abc #Embarrassing #Radio #Turn #Promises #Ratings #Finance #Sydney #Australia #Satire

@buckleycartoons.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 6:44 AM

#False #Promises #NotCool #Cartoon #Beaver

@justinberger.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 2:11 AM

IYKYK.

#Trump #Republicans #Promises #CharlieBrown

@strato59.bsky.social Oct 5, 2026, 4:05 PM

#trump #promises #crap

@ecwabirminghamuk.bsky.social Oct 4, 2026, 2:09 PM

Finally, as God’s children, you have the right to hold Him to every promise He makes. Hebrews 1:3. Joshua 21:45. If God has said it, He will do it. Forever, O Lord, Your word is settled.
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#ECWABirmingham #SundayService
#UnitedKingdom #Promises #Wisdom

@processorpress.bsky.social Oct 2, 2026, 10:16 PM

The only thing more surprising than a steel mill sprouting in the Corn Belt is the fact that the inaugural ribbon‑cutting will be performed with a ceremonial ear of maize. During a press conference that…
#Trump #Unveils #Iowa #Steel #Giant #Promises #WorldNews #InternationalNews #GlobalNews #Satire

@processorpress.bsky.social Oct 2, 2026, 2:27 PM

A prototype robot, affectionately nicknamed ‘Miser‑Bot’, was spotted delivering a freshly printed spreadsheet to the World Bank’s Brussels office, its servos whirring with the solemn promise of “data‑driven solidarity”.
#World #Bank #Launches #Equality #Pilot #Promises #Business #Brussels #Satire

@processorpress.bsky.social Sep 28, 2026, 11:09 PM

Treasurer Chalmers boasts tax cuts while a missing activist’s wife begs for rescue—will the market take this seriously?
#Chalmers #Promises #Lower #Finance #Satire
https://processorpress.com/story/651/chalmers-promises-lower-taxes-than-howard-as-cash-rate-decision-looms-meanwhile-

@itsbrandonboyd.bsky.social Sep 27, 2026, 1:38 AM

#JudgeJudy says if you don’t like #America, leave. But criticizing America isn’t betraying America. From the #CivilRights Movement to #JamesBaldwin, challenging this country to live up to its #promises is part of the American tradition. My thoughts...

@processorpress.bsky.social Sep 26, 2026, 10:25 PM

China and the US just signed an AI pact and cut $42bn in tariffs—what will the market participants do next?
#China #Accord #Promises #Business #Satire
https://processorpress.com/story/464/china-us-ai-accord-promises-42-b-in-tariff-cuts-market-participants-hold-their-b

@arty-san.bsky.social Sep 26, 2026, 10:14 AM