#PresidentPedophile flowshart
(misspelt flowchart, then said "know what? That fits!")
@darr247.bsky.social
@darr247.bsky.social#PresidentPedophile flowshart
(misspelt flowchart, then said "know what? That fits!")
@darr247.bsky.socialTrue, which is a bad thing... how will you tell the Ft Hood terrorist's execution livestream isn't really AI?
Kegbreath could just TELL you he's been executed and actually be holding him to be waterboarded every day, or to be used as an organ donor for #PresidentPedophile.
@darr247.bsky.socialThe 'vanity card' from Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage S3Ep1... maybe #PresidentPedophile's been writing the press releases himself... did somebody recently teach him how the voice to text function works?
![Tap/Click on ALT text to scroll it.
A spokesperson for the White House recently
announced that I need psychiatric help. I don’t
disagree. I’m not a big fan of mood-altering
drugs or electroshock therapy, you know, [One
Flew Over the] Cuckoo’s Nest stuff, but I would
be up for a chat with a trained professional who
gently encourages me to seek out childhood
experiences that negatively impact my thinking
and behavior. (A possible culprit could be
weekly atomic bomb drills in grade school,
This involved hiding under my desk to avoid
being cut to ribbons from the classroom
windows imploding.) It might also be worth
investigating if toxins in my environment bear
any responsibility for my ‘derangement. (Can’t
ignore all those mesothelioma commercials.)
Regardless of how we proceed, I do appreciate
this very public concern for my mental health.
It’s comforting to know my government is looking out for me.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:pn34x6e6lzzelh4xlkghgqfa/bafkreihteidx4unq55yenas4lhcb76ptpwj7a7gpuk6hsd54bbh5gzhohq@jpeg)
@darr247.bsky.socialThe next time Zelenskyy blows up a russian refinery, #PresidentPedophile will offer to sell pootie some missiles... or just trade them for some diesel.
@darr247.bsky.social300,000 tons is over 85 million gallons... at $6/gallon, #PresidentPedophile is giving his favorite golden shower pimp over $500 million in October to pay for his war in Ukraine, and over $850 million in November.
@darr247.bsky.socialTrump got aroused when Natalie read to him the card saying she's 14.
DHS Barbie:
I think I'm going to have to put
the dog down. She had a
minor incident on the couch.
K$H: Did you say dog?
Jaydie veep: Did you say couch?
#PresidentPedophile: Did you say minor?
@darr247.bsky.socialIf DHS wants jails to honor ICE detainers, Secretary Mullin should commit to paying cell rent for each detained person from notification the detainee's in custody, until ICE shows the paperwork to pick them up. THAT's why nobody holds them. DHS welches on their bills, just like #PresidentPedophile.
@darr247.bsky.socialThat's #PresidentPedophile to YOU.
@darr247.bsky.socialI've done the legwork so you don't have to... here's how to simply unsubscribe from repugnantone scam spams...
#PresidentPedophile texted me earlier, begging for money.
![Image shows a text chain spam to me from earlier tonight.
Today, I'm making you a promise.
It's President Donald J. Trump -
please give me two minutes today to read my message:
gop-give.org/neflhq
[tap tp load preview]
My reply:
FUCK YOU ALL THE WAY DOWN
YOUR PEDOPHILE THROAT,
TRAITOR.
Even though the word STOP was nowhere in my reply, the spam scammers responded:
You have successfully
unsubscribed.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:pn34x6e6lzzelh4xlkghgqfa/bafkreiahiwlyzpno63upbypazoejuzg5anmh7i2tofufmuyuepski6apfa@jpeg)
@darr247.bsky.socialTrue... #PresidentPedophile does a great job of that with just the help of his MAGAts.
@darr247.bsky.socialOMFG... #PresidentPedophile just noted in his news conference that today is his boyfriend/butt buddy Pootie's birthday and he has a phone call already setup to say sweet nothings to him later.
@darr247.bsky.socialI feel sorry for the younger people who will probably never again find gainful employment with #PresidentPedophile's Administration on their resume. Faux Snooze only has room for so many blondes and drunken misogynists.
@darr247.bsky.socialWe also can't afford a #PresidentPedophile who uses taxpayer money to payoff contractors to stop building solar and wind projects that were already underway and would have cost less than he paid them to FINISH building.
@darr247.bsky.socialYou forgot the cartoon bubble where #PresidentPedophile is saying "My name is 'reek'."
@darr247.bsky.socialWhy didn't #PresidentPedophile release them during his FIRST term?
@darr247.bsky.socialIt's not "AI" it's Sports Illustrated!
#PresidentPedophile decreed it.
@darr247.bsky.socialIt's so nice of #PresidentPedophile to put up a fact-checking website... let's start with the lie he keeps telling about more people currently employed than at any time in history.
2024 v 2026
Just another bald faced LIE the orange clown spouts again and again, fact-checked by his own website.
@darr247.bsky.socialFor OR to be marked N/A is misleading. They are absentee ballot voting ONLY, and drop off boxes become available starting 20 days before 03 November, which would be 14 October, if you don't trust #PresidentPedophile 's appointee DeJoy to deliver them promptly via USPS.
@darr247.bsky.socialWell, you forget it's #PresidentPedophile's DoJ that will decide whether or not to prosecute those who ignore congressional subpoenas.
@halomccoy.bsky.socialFixed it!
#PresidentPedophile
