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COMMAND AND CONTROL if all hypnosis is truly self-hypnosis then why do i crow like a rooster at dawn even when i don’t set an alarm and raise my left leg at every fire hydrant peeing my sweatpants and barking at cats and squirrels ever since that that tricky tray at the elks lodge i try finger snaps and hand claps and even humming ommm with my eyes closed but i can’t shake the impulses so i call the lodge and ask the exalted ruler for the entertainer’s contact info to see if they could break the spell and the guy tells me there was no hypnotist i’m tryna tell my wife about it but she keeps playing with some pendant i don’t remember seeing before and she’s like honey relax trust me he probably just forgot now be a good boy and take out the trash oh and don’t forget to wake me in the morning I have a power breakfast at nine sharp snap