Intentionally risked giving myself inflamed gums later in the day by starting flossing again this morning.
It is now later. Risk realized. Ow.

Intentionally risked giving myself inflamed gums later in the day by starting flossing again this morning.
It is now later. Risk realized. Ow.
I’ve successfully battled political poll addiction so far (#pleaseclap) but continue to believe all is prelude to the 2027 health insurance increases that will slam into voters beginning Thursday (Medicare/Advantage/Part D/MnSure). I know hikes like Part D for my mom-in-law already hitting mailboxes
Ooo,ooo,ooo, look what I can do. I can walk down a hallway and still have to look down. I can also edit the frame, so you don't see me almost graze the wall. I have it in black and white so you can't see the color of my dying body. It only took 17 takes. I am so awesome. #PleaseClap
Guys, I installed a tow hitch, including the wiring for the lights on my Jeep, I'm so proud of myself! I had help with the hitch since it was too heavy to do by myself, but the wiring was ALL ME, BAYBEE!! #pleaseclap
Translated from the German: Failing Up at Fascist Comedy. 🫠 #PleaseClap
Here's an encore...
#PleaseClap #Comics #Dementia
I went to my 25th year class reunion yesterday. I'm impressed with myself that I didn't bring up gas prices to any of the people I know or suspected voted for Trump.
You’re losing by 20 points. There’s 3”40 left in the game.
So you run it up the middle on first down.
AFTER your ancient, ineffective queeb sits himself down.
#Brilliant
#coachamphetamine
#PleaseClap