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@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 10:38 PM

Spiral Deathtraps have fangs! Thank you for inviting me once again, Blake!

#darkart #pipecleanerart #spiders #horror

A pipe cleaner figure I built of an original monster I call the Spiral Deathtrap. It is a brown spider with a white concentric spiral on its abdomen. It has huge red eyes.
@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 10:32 PM

Congrats on 3.2K followers! Thanks for hosting this #Artshare!

I'm The Gil-Monster, a pipe cleaner horror artist. Support my work and my tabletop fighting game #AMPUTHEATRE at www.patreon.com/amputheatre, and buy figures at www.etsy.com/shop/Chenill...!

#darkart #pipecleanerart #horrorsky

A pipe cleaner figure I built of Bishamon from the video game DARKSTALKERS. Bishamon is a ghost samurai with blue skin and red armor with a demon face in the chest. He holds a bloody katana.A pipe cleaner figure I built of Siren Head, the creepypasta created by Trevor Henderson. Siren Head is a naked humanoid with two bullhorns where its head should be. Flesh wires drape from the horns. It stands 4" (10.16 cm) high.A large pipe cleaner figure I built of the Mothman of Point Pleasant. It is a insect-like humanoid with blue and black coloration, long antennae, piercing red eyes, spindly forearms, a brown underbell, and large bat wings. Its stinger can be seen.A pipe cleaner figure I built of Thrush, a playable character in my tabletop fighting game AMPUTHEATRE. Thrush is a giant marsupial rat with mangy gray fur, a bald head, dark blue eyes, and fangs dripping with blood. She stands on her hind legs and a baby rat snarls from her pouch. Thrush's head and arms are removable for AMPUTHEATRE combat, and she can eat the baby for health if necessary.
@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 9:33 PM

The Slashers of AMPUTHEATRE, 9/31:

NINE LIVES
As AMPUTHEATRE's stock brawler, Nine Lives can go toe-to-toe with anyone. Residual electricity from the electric chair grants him unblockable attacks and grapples that cook his victims alive. Plus, an empty life bar might not kill him! #pipecleanerart

A pipe cleaner figure I built of an original character I call Nine Lives. Nine Lives is a black-hooded man with a cocked neck and an orange prison jumpsuit. He wears studded shackles and a noose around his neck. Electricity courses over his body.A second figure I built of Nine Lives. This model wears a light blue prison uniform.The Nine Lives figure completely dismembered. His head and arms lie next to his body.Nine Lives' Slasher Bio:

“Heh, heh, heh. NOPE! Not dead YET! Clemens Rooker still LIVES, boy! C’mon: even before my multiple AMPUTHEATRE combat sentences, I survived four different death sentences from four different states. Bet it fuckin’ eats at ya! I’m supposed to DIE for all those “Hopscotch” Murders, aren’t I? Vengeance for your daughter, give you some CLOSURE! HA! Fuck YOU! Yeah, Arizona came close. Broke m’ neck in their gallows, but it didn’t sever the brainstem! So I get eyestrain, so WHAT. Y’notice how I can throw lightning and exhume cyanide after toughin’ out both Old Sparky and the gas chamber? So why haven’t I accepted my pardon? Family pride. Cleetus, that no-good traitor broth- half-brother; my sister died havin’ Daddy’s baby- is still here in this prison. Dad kicked him out because he never developed proper, so I raised him. Holed up at an abandoned wire-making factory in Utah. We’d stalk the Four Corners, murder for money, hide dead whores- until Cleetus, bawlin’ like a baby, brought the Feds to our front door. Fuck family. I’m gonna kill his ass for that with my bare hands. Then I’ll leave.”
@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 3:49 AM

The Slashers of AMPUTHEATRE, 8/31:

Mr. EYEBALL PLUCKER
The fastest Slasher in the game, Mr. Eyeball Plucker was designed to be as cheesy as possible. His underhanded tactics include rakes to the eyes, wicked set-ups with his tweezers, and sundering his opponents via telefrag! #pipecleanerart

A pipe cleaner figure I built of a pipe cleaner figure I call Mr. Eyeball Plucker. Mr. Eyeball Plucker is a white-faced ghost with no eyes, green teeth, and a black hat and coat. He floats from the ground and wields a giant pair of bloody tweezers.The Mr. Eyeball Plucker figure completely dismembered. Its head and arms lie next to its body.A second figure I built of Mr. Eyeball Plucker. This figure is more upright and smiles. A bloody skull pendant hangs from his chest.Mr. Eyeball Plucker's Slasher Bio:

"Wherever light does not shine through
The Eyeball Plucker waits for you
He waits 'till you're asleep in bed
And steals the eyes out of your head
His tweezers go into your socket
Your eyeballs go into his pocket
And once the Plucker has your sight
You'll only know forever night"
@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 5:56 PM

If you're new to my Bluesky, you may have read "pipe cleaner miniatures" above, thought "um... whut" and thus I should probably show you what my artwork actually is. #pipecleanerart

A pipe cleaner figure I built of a Gnoll from DUNGEONS & DRAGONS. It is a hyena-headed humanoid with yellow and brown fur, spiked armor, and a bloodied glaive. It stands 2" (5.08 cm) high.A pipe cleaner figure I built of a Myconid from DUNGEONS & DRAGONS> It is a green and blue mushroom man with a warty cap and a mouth in its chest. It stands 2" (5.08 cm) high.Pipe cleaner miniatures I made of a human mage and a halfling paladin. The mage wears a glittering purple robe and holds a flaming skull. The halfling paladin is smiling with a heart shield and a longsword.A pipe cleaner miniature I made of a Giant Spider. It is blue and black with red stripes, and bears piercing yellow eyes. It stands 2" (5.08 cm) high with a 4" (10.16 cm) legspan.
@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 3:51 AM

CURARE and SPELLBINDER (Batman: Beyond)
Pipe cleaner figures
The man who bought them fell in love with them on sight and shared how BATMAN BEYOND inspired him to major in Electrical Engineering at RIT

Include felt, paint, and plastic. Both stand 2" (5.08 cm) high.

#darkart #pipecleanerart #batman

A pipe cleaner figure I built of Curare from the BATMAN BEYOND television series. Curare is a woman in white robes with light blue skin. She wields a curved sword.A pipe cleaner figure I built of Spellbinder from BATMAN BEYOND. Spellbinder is a man in orange tights with black spirals on his face and around his body. His right palm bears an eye and he holds a large eye in his left hand.
@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 1:51 AM

The Slashers of AMPUTHEATRE, 7/31:

HAGFISH
Her arsenal of siren song AoE attacks lets this evil mermaid bypass any Slasher's defenses- and the more pain she suffers, the louder her laments become. Close with Hagfish at your peril; she's a throw fiend with lots of toe-to-toe options! #pipecleanerart

A pipe cleaner figure I built of my half-pelagid siren HAGFISH (nee Haggith) from my tabletop horror fighting game AMPUTHEATRE. Hagfish is one half Egyptian woman, with one half of her head, her left arm, and her left leg resembling a piscean horror. She holds a treble hook in her right hand.The Hagfish figure completely dismembered. Her head and arms lie next to her fallen body.A second figure I built of Hagfish. This figure has a three-headed hook and a large fin on the top of its head.Hagfish's Slasher Bio:

“Thousands of years ago, I was called Haggith- a palace singer and slave to the Pharaoh. Which is why I struck a deal with the Atlanteans. If I would assist them in their war with Egypt, they would not enslave and devour my fellow Israelites once it was conquered. But before I could open key waterways into Cairo, the Ten Plagues struck- along with a posturing idiot screaming about burning bushes. So terrified was the Pharaoh that I was ousted from his palace. The Xenichthys were furious that my task went unfinished, and I feared their wrath even after settling in Canaan. While Moses was away, my people crafted several calves of gold for the Atlanteans as an apology. But Moses returned unexpectedly and had almost all of us murdered as blasphemers. I alone escaped- not back to Egypt, nor into the desert, but rather the Red Sea where the Xenichthys were waiting. As I could return to neither Egypt nor Canaan, I stayed with the Atlanteans. So I could survive underwater (and perhaps atone for welching), they used their magicks and science to transform me into an ageless hybrid warrior. With my amphibious powers and amplified sonic voice, I will have my revenge on the Surface World.”
@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 6:36 PM

QRP with your wings art! #pipecleanerart

A large pipe cleaner figure I built of the Mothman of Point Pleasant. It is a insect-like humanoid with blue and black coloration, long antennae, piercing red eyes, spindly forearms, a brown underbell, and large bat wings. Its stinger can be seen.A pipe cleaner figure I built of a Tropical Dragon. It has light green-to-yellow coloration with orange highlights, a head fin, and a striped spiky tail.A pipe cleaner figure I built of a Harpy. She has wings on her arms and vulture facial coloration and wattles. She stands 5" (12.7 cm) high.A pipe cleaner figure I built of an original character I call U'Ne'Wa. She is a winged demon with antlers, deer ears and hooves, large red eyes, and arms that taper into wings. She wears indigenous American clothing.
@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 4:12 PM

#pipecleanerart

A pipe cleaner figure I built of a Licker from the RESIDENT EVIL video game series. The Licker is a skinless humanoid on all fours with an exposed brain, a long prehensile tongue, and enormous claws. A hair clip can be seen on its chest.A pipe cleaner figure I built of Thrush, a playable character in my tabletop fighting game AMPUTHEATRE. Thrush is a giant marsupial rat with mangy gray fur, a bald head, dark blue eyes, and fangs dripping with blood. She stands on her hind legs and a baby rat snarls from her pouch. Thrush's head and arms are removable for AMPUTHEATRE combat, and she can eat the baby for health if necessary.A pipe cleaner figure I built of "Jacket" from the video game Hotline Miami. He wears a white chicken mask, his letter jacket, and jeans. He wields a bloody aluminum bat. His head and arms come off for AMPUTHEATRE combat and he stands 3" (7.62 cm) high.A pipe cleaner figure I built of Bathsheba, a playable character in my tabletop horror fighting game AMPUTHEATRE. Bathsheba is a brunette ballerina in a purple Las Vegas showgirl unitard with glittering gold trim, pink leggings, and a feathered headress. She wears spurs on her feet and is splattered in blood. This figure has a ruby in her bare navel. She poses for an audience, smiling evilly.
@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 3:26 PM

Thank you for hosting this #artshare, Fab!

I'm The Gil-Monster, a pipe cleaner horror artist. Support my work and my tabletop fighting game #AMPUTHEATRE at www.patreon.com/amputheatre, and buy figures at www.etsy.com/shop/Chenill...!

#darkart #pipecleanerart #horror #residentevil #dnd #babadook

A pipe cleaner figure I built of a Licker from the RESIDENT EVIL video game series. The Licker is a skinless humanoid on all fours with an exposed brain, a long prehensile tongue, and enormous claws. A hair clip can be seen on its chest.A pipe cleaner figure I built of a Roper from Dungeons and Dragons. The Roper is a somewhat amorphous brown-yellow monster with six tentacles, a single eye, and a huge mouth. This figure has the mouth at the base of its trunk, surrounded by four tentacles, while its angry blue eye and two longer tentacles crane from a neck. It measures 3" (7.62 cm) high.A pipe cleaner figure I built of my half-pelagid siren HAGFISH (nee Haggith) from my tabletop horror fighting game AMPUTHEATRE. Hagfish is one half Egyptian woman, with one half of her head, her left arm, and her left leg resembling a piscean horror. She holds a treble hook in her right hand.A pipe cleaner figure I built of The Babadook from the movie of the same name. He wears a tall hat and a black to gray coat. He stares open-mouthed at the camera with open hands and long black fingers. He stands 3" (7.62 cm) high.
@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 3:39 AM

BARON GREENBACK (Danger Mouse)
Pipe cleaner figure
I sold him a while back. I wish this photo was crisper dammit...

Includes paint, felt, a rhinestone, and wooden eyes. Stands approximately 2" (5.08 cm) high.

#darkart #pipecleanerart #dangermouse

A pipe cleaner figure I built of Baron Greenback from the television cartoon DANGER MOUSE. Baron Greenback is a bipedal frog in a yellow suit with large yellow eyes, a pinkie ring, and a black cane. His pet caterpillar Nero stands watch on his shoulder.
@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 2:34 AM

The Slashers of AMPUTHEATRE, 6/31:

WRETCHEDNESS
The most durable Slasher in the game, Wretchedness converts blood pools to magic spells and terrifies opponents into forsaking their special moves. On offense, his gargoyle will keep opponents still for his stone mask to chew them up! #pipecleanerart

A pipe cleaner figure I built of my original character Wretchedness. Wretchedness is a man of average build sealed inside a 500-lb. stone mask carved to resemble a horned demon. A counterweight dangles from the mask's chin, and two carrying rods sit under its jaw. A red eyed gargoyle lurks atop the huge stone idol.A second figure I built of Wretchedness. The mask resembles the Sinistar from the video game of the same name.The Wretchedness figure completely dismembered. Its head and arms lay next to its body.Wretchedness' Slasher Bio, written in a scratched font to convey the sound of his voice:

"THAT THE REPUBLIC OF INDIA CHOOSE TO LOCK ME, RICHARD NESS- UNITED STATES AMBASSADOR- IN THIS MASK OF SHAME IS AN ACT OF WAR. I WAS ONLY FOLLOWING U.S. PROTOCOL- AS ALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES OF THE FREE WORLD SHOULD. I WAS TOLD OF MISSING PAGES FROM THE ARCANUUM EX MYSTERIIUS IN THE PEAKS OF THE KARAKORAM. UPON MY ARRIVAL, I INSTEAD FOUND A REMOTE ORDER WHO SEALED ME IN THIS LIVING STONE MASK. IT GROWS HEAVIER BY THE DAY- AND IT FEEDS ON HATE AND FEAR. IT MAKES YOUR NIGHTMARES REAL, SO SAYS THE GARGOYLE ATOP"
@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 10:33 PM

TEACHING ARTS ROCHESTER: Pipe Cleaner Superhero Building Class!

This morning, I taught some of my pipe cleaner skills to 30-40 kids of all ages at Bergen Evangelical Presbyterian Church today. I am pleased to say that around half of them did not need my instruction. 🙂

#taroc #roc #pipecleanerart

Pipe cleaner figures made by kids, some of which pack googly eyesA pipe cleaner queen with babyA red pipe cleaner guy with a club and a tiger stripe shirtA pipe cleaner guy riding a giant multi-eyed spider
@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 5:34 PM

Viltrum has conquered Mooch's workplace and is telling their coworkers to THINK! Thank you so much for your purchase @cachiporra.bsky.social, and thanks for letting me know he's arrived!

If any of you fine Bsky followers want a pipe cleaner figure of your own, DM me!

#darkart #pipecleanerart

@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 3:55 AM

BISHAMON (DarkStalkers)
Pipe cleaner figure
Another figure I built during lockdown to keep in step. He's always fun to build!

Includes, paint, fun foam, and plastic. His head and arms come off for #AMPUTHEATRE combat. Stands approximately 3" (7.62 cm) tall.

#darkart #pipecleanerart #darkstalkers

A pipe cleaner figure I built of Bishamon from the video game DARKSTALKERS. Bishamon is a ghost samurai with blue skin and red armor with a demon face in the chest. He holds a bloody kitana.
@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 10:07 PM

The Slashers of AMPUTHEATRE, 5/31:

HE WHO WILTS
The sentient scarecrow's straw body protects him from many of AMPUTHEATRE's statuses (just not from fire). Beware both his chokeslam and his murder- the ravens above are ever ready to peck out a victim's eyes or devour a Sundered Limb! #pipecleanerart

A pipe cleaner figure I built of an original character I call He Who Wilts. He Who Wilts is an animated faceless scarecrow lashed to an uprooted crucifix. He is smeared in blood. A single red-eyed raven perches on his post.The He Who Wilts figure completely dismembered. Its head and arms lie next to its body.A second figure I built of He Who Wilts, with a purple shirt and straw hat.He Who Wilts' Slasher Bio:

“Alastair, it’s now two in the morning and Jeff still isn’t answering his texts. Maybe one of us should go get him.”

“Yeah? Maybe he shat his pants and ran crying all the way back to Crowley U! And it’s ‘Mister North, SIR,’ !”

“Well, ‘Mr. North, SIR’, I’ve got homework due tomorrow. And shouldn’t we have heard something by now?”

“HEY. Do you guys want to be Sigma Omega Taus, or not? Shut it! Jeff’ll be out of the cornfield any minute.”

“I still can’t believe you gave him that mumbo-jumbo to read. You KNOW how seriously Jeff takes his faith.” 

“Look, he paints blood on that scarecrow, reads some dumb words, records it on his phone, and he’s a frat brother.”

“Where the hell did you get that page anyway? It’s like no language I’ve ever seen before.”

“Oh, some third-party AMPUTHEATRE fansite. Encrypted as hell, but they’ve been compiling every Spell they-”

“Shh! You hear that...? Hey, someone’s coming! Jeff? Jeff, it’s us; we’re over he- whoa, that’s a lot of crows!”

“Told you. Hey, pledge! Can’t wait to watch your- oh! Sorry, dude! We thought you were our frieOH SHIT-”
@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 5:35 PM

The Slashers of AMPUTHEATRE, 4/31:

FATHER LONGLEGS
Not only can the High Priest of the Spider Cult beguile his enemies with his silver tongue, his live spider-hands execute long-range throws and immobilizing (and flammable!) webs. Should they be lopped off, they crawl back to him! #pipecleanerart

A pipe cleaner figure I built of an original character I call Father Longlegs. Father Longlegs is a bald man in dark robes with giant spiders for hands. He wears gold trim and has a red hourglass shape painted on his bare belly.The Father Longlegs figure completely dismembered. His head and spider arms lie next to his body.An alternate costume for Father Longlegs, featuring a golden jeweled corona.Father Longlegs' Slasher Bio:

“Shouting is unnecessary. Moreover, it is the anthem of impatience. I know this first-hand. My life was like yours: frantic and overwrought due to a career and family that demanded more hours any day could allot. Patience is key to life’s conundrums, and no other creature exhibits patience like The Spider. Fearless of aging’s inexorable advance as it builds webs and awaits prey, spiders have achieved immortality- a goal I too sought. My wife and children felt otherwise, but The Spider taught me again. Her children often eat their mates- even their own young. Sound wisdom. And now my family lives forever as part of The 828. I should explain: 828 is our holy number (eight eyes, two segments, eight legs) and also the total of offerings that tore the cosmic veil to reveal the Arcanuum Ex Mysteriius to our church. Long has The Spider sought the Wardens’ tome that she may invoke its passages and reave this world’s throne from these hairless, warring apes. This has all been prophesied: on the eve of my first AMPUTHEATRE contest, I prayed to Her Eminence. And I was heard. My hands are hands no longer- they are most holy, obedient, giant beasts. And as Lycosus Pontifex of The Spider Order, I will make real our destiny.”
@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 4:04 PM

LICKER (Resident Evil)
Pipe cleaner figure/hair clip
Wear it in your hair for your upcoming Halloween party or for Wet Willies on the go!

Includes paint and a simple hair clip affixed to its chest. Measures approximately 4" (10.16 cm) long.

#darkart #pipecleanerart #horror #residentevil #horrorsky

A pipe cleaner figure I built of a Licker from the RESIDENT EVIL video game series. The Licker is a skinless humanoid on all fours with an exposed brain, a long prehensile tongue, and enormous claws. A hair clip can be seen on its chest.A pipe cleaner figure I built of a Licker from the RESIDENT EVIL video game series. The Licker is a skinless humanoid on all fours with an exposed brain, a long prehensile tongue, and enormous claws.A pipe cleaner figure I built of a Licker from the RESIDENT EVIL video game series. The Licker is a skinless humanoid on all fours with an exposed brain, a long prehensile tongue, and enormous claws. On its chest is a hair clip.Me, modeling the Licker hair clip
@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 11:02 PM

The Slashers of AMPUTHEATRE, 3/31:

THRUSH
With wicked speed and wake-up options, the Queen of The Rats is a terrifying Slasher. Growing her teeth out grants armor to attacks such as her sundering throw and her zoner-punishing tail drag. Failing all that, her baby makes a good snack! #pipecleanerart

A pipe cleaner figure I built of Thrush, a playable character in my tabletop fighting game AMPUTHEATRE. Thrush is a giant marsupial rat with mangy gray fur, a bald head, dark blue eyes, and fangs dripping with blood. She stands on her hind legs and a baby rat snarls from her pouch. Thrush's head and arms are removable for AMPUTHEATRE combat, and she can eat the baby for health if necessary. She stands 3" (7.62 cm) high at the shoulder.The Thrush figure completely dismembered. Her head and arms lay next to her body.A second pipe cleaner figure I built of Thrush, a playable character in my tabletop fighting game AMPUTHEATRE. Thrush is a giant marsupial rat with mangy gray fur, a bald head, dark blue eyes, and fangs dripping with blood. She stands on her hind legs and a baby rat snarls from her pouch. Thrush's head and arms are removable for AMPUTHEATRE combat, and she can eat the baby for health if necessary. She stands 3" (7.62 cm) high at the shoulder.Thursh's Slasher Bio:

“ ...‘May have escaped’?  Lieutenant Clemente, either you CAUGHT Dr. Ketch’s test animals, or you DIDN’T. These documented reports of giant marsupial mutants crawling up toilets and devouring babies suggest the latter. So I’m hoping for ALL our sakes that the Amputech- which we now own- did not somehow CREATE these THINGS.”

“Sir! It was my fault, sir. The Lieutenant gave the order to fire, but my rounds tore open the walls for the lab animals to flee into the sewers. So we’ve pinpointed the highest concentration of whatever chemical reacted with the Amputech in the rats. We believe a whole nest is there- guarded by a matriarch; the biggest specimen yet.”

“...Very good, Officer. Head down there with your squad. Arm for bear. See that not one of those rats gets into an arena and onto TV. As for you, Lieutenant: you’ll remain here to both discuss this matter and paint the walls.”

“With all due respect, sir! I really should be down there with my men. I don’t have time to paint th-” [BLAM]
@thegilmonster.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 1:17 PM

The Slashers of AMPUTHEATRE, 2/31:

BELLHOP
The franchise fighter, Bellhop is a versatile all-rounder. Instead of swinging his Ducksaw into prey, he prefers opponents bumble into its whirring nemesium blade through either potent knockdowns, blinding soap bubbles, or enraging mockery. #pipecleanerart

A pipe cleaner figure I built of Bellhop, a playable character in my tabletop horror fighting game AMPUTHEATRE. Bellhop wears a big purple rabbit mask with belled ears and one broken google eye. His apron reads "I'M GONNA EAT YOR MOMMY". He holds a chainsaw styled like a yellow duck.The Bellhop figure completely dismembered. His head, arms, and ducksaw lay next to his body.An alternate costume for Bellhop as the White Rabbit from ALICE IN WONDERLAND. Includes an Alice doll with a chainsaw.Bellhop's AMPUTHEATRE Slasher Bio.

"dON’t CalL mE BellhoP tHAT’s JusT wHAt tHe NewspaperS cALl mE bECAUSe Theyr’E aFRAId mY bOSSEs wILl SuE tHEm aNd Don’T tAKe OfF tHe CostumE EitheR tHAT’s WhaT tHEy SaiD bECAUSe ThE kIDs LovE mE tHEyTelL mE tHEy WatcH my sHOw EverY dAy AnD sINg my sONg J-I-N, G-L-E, B-U-N-N-Y BuT i TolD tHEm hOw HoT it wAs ThaT dAy AT sIDNEYWORLd ParK oVEr MalibU DO yOu wANt to MakE kIDs cRy DaviD bECAUSe ThatS A gREAt WaY to gEt FireD i DonT kNOw WhO dAVId IS BuT i dIDNt TakE oFf ThE cOSTUMe NoT oNCe aNd TwelvE hOURs IN a hUNDREd DegreE rECORd HeatwavE gIVEs a rABBIt TimE TO tHINk hOw tHe BelLs wOULDN’t StoP GrumpY dUCk Doesn’T SmilE so ON hAPPINESs DaY I gAVe mY GrumpY dUCk a NeW bEAk OnE wITh LotS aNd LotS of TeetH TO sMILe WitH aNd HE SmileD AT eVERy LasT OnE of tHOSe FuckinG kIDs oOPs MustnT sWEAr EveN iF TheY wANt ThE cOSTUMe BacK wHAt CostumE im A ReaL bUNNy DonT tOUCh mE SmilE fOr tHEm GrumpY"