... maybe if #picaTheCat had "ugly paws that look like spiders" she wouldn't need to ask for so much help to open DOORS.
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@futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy... maybe if #picaTheCat had "ugly paws that look like spiders" she wouldn't need to ask for so much help to open DOORS.
@futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy#PicaTheCat was sick last week and it was scary. But the vets increased her thyroid meds and after three days of a double dose she was obviously doing better. She's even better now. Her hyperthyroidism is progressive and we may need to increase the dose again in the future. I'm so glad she […]
@rayhindle.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy@futurebird How is #PicaTheCat ?
@futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gyUPDATE: This post is my personal opinion and does not represent advice or the official position of Pica LLC
Friendly reminder that you should under no circumstances give #PicaTheCat your credit card number and the pin on the back so she can "shop for you and save you time"
@futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gyIf an animal is smaller than #picaTheCat it is "very interesting" and probably in mortal danger.
If an animal is larger than Pica it is "terrifying" unless it's a person and then it is an "easy mark."
Animals that are a similar size to her fill her with conflicted emotions. Poor little cat.
@rayhindle.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy@futurebird What does #PicatheCat think about all this?
@futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gySometimes #PicaTheCat looks me in the eye and just says a bunch of things in trills, marows, meows and other sounds. It's very complex and I don't know if she's making fun of talking... or saying something in her own way.
@futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy#PicaTheCat is proud to announce her upcoming album! Sixteen mournful tunes in her unforgettable haunting voice.
It can clear a room or frighten most small animals. Songs you won't be able to skip (because Pica has disabled the feature when you play it)
1. Where is everyone?
2. The Bowl is […]
@futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gyMy husband thinks I'm being melodramatic because "it's only 66 degrees in here"
But is not a death by cold by definition a dramatic death?
#PicaTheCat understands
@futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gyHow do I explain to #picaTheCat that I cannot "turn the nor'easter off" or "turn up the sunshine more" on the roof.
She meows at the door.
I open the door.
She meows at the torrential cold crisp rain to "stop at once" ... then at me for not helping.
@futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gyno don’t go to work
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@futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gyHow do I explain to #PicaTheCat that we are NOT going out in the night together on the roof to look for the Terrible Raccoon that she is both scared of but also kind of wants to fight?
She seemed to enjoy walking around the hall inside the apartment building while I took out the trash and […]
@futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gyMore distant cousins for #picaTheCat
Wild cats always remind me of her... now why is that.
@futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy#picaTheCat seeing the raccoon is like when the Americans found out about sputnik
@futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gyDidn’t grow much at all but the garden was still worth it.
@futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gyThose of you who live in a suburb and have a cat who goes out might wonder what your cat does. I know exactly what #picaTheCat does since I watch her the whole time (she is a city cat) she just ... sits in the drugs bush.
She faces different directions. Hits the nip a few times... looks at the […]