@thedailyshow.com reports the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln which looks like a rust bucket now, #PettyRoosevelt posts memes amid his latest Canada trade war showdown, the #KingOfLies denies rising prices of food & gas & "renames" Lake Ontario with his sharpie, the #HumanPrinter & more. youtu.be/rDZ_gaUQab4