In no time at all your PET ROCK will be responding to this obedience command each and every time.

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Amazingly, a rock is one of the few pets that will respond to training without the aid of leash or choke chain.

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The rock will know what the paper is for and will require no further instruction.

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Follow your rock to the bottom of the hill and praise it profusely.

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Perhaps you have seen a particular rock in the wild and thought it would make a nice pet.

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If your rock is like most rocks it will not have to be told more than once.

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Your PET ROCK has learned the command.

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It will also know who’s the boss!

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It is assumed that you have given your PET ROCK a name by now.

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Immediately, it will go completely stiff as though rigor mortis has set in, and will remain in this posture until you give a different command.

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In no time at all your PET ROCK will be responding to this obedience command each and every time.

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From simple loss of memory it gets worse.

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It is assumed that you have given your PET ROCK a name by now.

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Praise your rock and give it a gentle, reassuring hug.

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Your rock will roll end-over-end and will not stop until it tires of the game.

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Your PET ROCK will learn this trick the very first time you give it a lesson.

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Of the hundreds of breeds of rocks known to man, only a few show the necessary aptitude required of a PET ROCK.

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If your pet does not make it happily to the other side, it will sink like a stone.

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A genuine, pedigreed PET ROCK will make a much more suitable companion.

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