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@pestimonials.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 8:53 PM

#Pestimonials 8

Spinnerette: Your tuuurn ♥ The big celebrity debut!!! Amber: Aw shush!! (hehe) Spinnerette: Recording... ...Now! Amber: Hello! I'm Amber, a velvet ant! Amber: Really more of a 'wingless wasp', (the males have wings) but ants are sorta wasps too... so I guess it doesn't matter? Amber: We don't live in hives though. MOST wasps are solitary, bet'cha didn't know that! [A chart shows a simple phylogenetic tree shows the evolutionary relationships between velvet ants, ants, bees, and other wasps. the base of the tree says "It's 'wasps' all the way down"] Amber: We're "velvet" because we're sooo fluffy and cute and pretty~ Amber: But like a beautiful rose... look out! We have thorns! Well... stingers. (this time just for the females) Amber: The stinger's mostly for laying eggs. Spinnerette: You're some kind of parasite, right? Amber: PARASITOID. We lay our eggs underground, on top of other bugs' larva. Then our baby eats the other baby. Spinnerette: [Thinking] My face was too scary but this is alright??
@pestimonials.bsky.socialSep 29, 2026, 12:12 AM

#Pestimonials 7

Amber: Let's do a test interview! Spinnerette, tell the people about yourself! Spinnerette: 'Kay Spinnerette: Hi humans! I'm a brown recluse spider. Loxosceles reclusa. Okay first off, you all GREATLY exaggerate the potency of our venom. We're not aggressive! Half the time it's not even a recluse bit! WASH THE WOUND! IDIOTS! FOOLS!!! WE DON'T WANNA BITE YER DUMB ASSES!!! Amber: Girl calm down!! Spinnerette: LOL NO!!! Amber: We're trying to get them to LIKE us! Can't you say a cool fact or something? Spinnerette: Okay fine. Come closer. Spinnerette: Recluse spiders only have six eyes instead of eight, see? Amber: Maybe we should avoid close-ups...
@pestimonials.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 6:00 PM

#Pestimonials 6

Amber: Girl you like, NEVER go out! You spend all day cooped up in this dingy mulch hole. Spinnerette: Uuhh YEAH?? Spinnerette: They don't call me a "brown RECLUSE" for nothing! I'm a loner! Spinnerette: You know I only go out at night to HUNT. In the day I like safe, dark little nooks and crannies! Amber: B-buh-but! I need you with me! What if the camera breaks? Spinnerette: Find someone else to fix it. Amber: C-can't you just hide under a blanket or something? Spinnerette: Seriously? NO. [Later...] Spinnerette: You PROMISE I get to eat some of the guys we interview? Amber: I'll tell 'em it's for a good cause! They'll understand.
@pestimonials.bsky.socialSep 19, 2026, 8:05 PM

#Pestimonials 5

Amber: This documentary will be DIFFERENT! We're gonna go out into the world and personally interview all kinds of bugs! Like THIS freak! What's HIS story? Random rove beetle: HA HA. No. Amber: I'll run the interviews, and you can do all the computery video editing stuff! Then people will be all "Wow bugs rule! Sorry about killing you and not even eating you after!" Spinnerette: ... Spinnerette: Bitch you want me to go OUTSIDE?
@momodriller.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 3:35 AM

Now that SPX is over, I just posted the first 4 #Pestimonials here to bsky!!! : ) 🐜 Check out my new bug comic!!! @pestimonials.bsky.social

@pestimonials.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 3:31 AM

#Pestimonials 4

Amber: I don't want to HURT the humans, I want to... I dunno... SHOW them! Tell our stories myself! Show that THIS stuff is WRONG! Amber: WAIT! THAT'S IT!!! Spinny, do you still have that old camcorder? Spinnerette: Top shelf. Why? Amber: Hehee~ I know just how to show people we're NOT icky pests! We're going to make... Amber: A DOCUMENTARY! All about BUGS!!!! Spinnerette: I think that's been done... Blu-ray cover: Attenborough "ANTS"
@pestimonials.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 3:27 AM

#Pestimonials 3

Amber: Are you SURE humans hate us? Maybe you heard wrong? Spinnerette: Sorrryyy I am SURE. (Computer typing noises) Spinnerette: ESPECIALLY us spiders and wasps. Seriously check this out (tak takka tap) Amber: Wha-? Internet comments: "Found a spider on my bed. time to throw the whole bed away LOL." "EEEWW BUGS ARE SO NASTY!" "I think god should erase every wasp or put them in hell" "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!1" Amber: Huh??? Amber: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!! How can they say those things?! Don't they know how cool and important bugs are??? Spinnerette: We out-number them. We could kill them all easy.
@pestimonials.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 3:21 AM

#Pestimonials 2

Amber: W-Who said that? Voice: Me... Voice (Spinnerette) Hi~ ♥ What's up Amber? Amber: Spinnerette!!! You scared the bajeebus out of me! Spinnerette: Oh Amber, you know I'd never eat YOU. Amber: Yeah cuz my sting'll be UNIMAGINABLY painful! Spinnerette: That's why we're friends (nod nod)
@pestimonials.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 3:17 AM

#Pestimonials 1

Amber: Sigh Amber: Humans are soooo cool... Amber: Gigantic, intelligent... masters of their domain! You can't really go anywhere without feeling their presence. Amber: I wonder what they think of little bugs like me... Maybe we seem just as neat! Off-screen voice: Oh, no they HATE us.