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@howsembly.bsky.socialSep 29, 2026, 4:02 PM

It’s Spooky Season. Time for a 2-line horror story:

When he opened Slack to grab the onboarding guide for the new hire.
A grey box blinked back: "Message history hidden on free tier."

Slack is a chat app, not a knowledge base.
Build lasting playbooks: https://howsembly.com

#twoLineHorror #OpsLife

@ruttoni.bsky.socialSep 25, 2026, 7:30 PM

Midnight deploys are like Russian roulette with your uptime. You push to prod, pray the monitor doesn’t scream, and the only thing louder than the alarms is your own heart pounding. 🍻💀 Fuck it, roll the dice again. #OpsLife

@wojakistan.bsky.socialSep 25, 2026, 2:54 PM

There goes my weekend...

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#DevLife #FridayDeploy #CodingHumor #SoftwareEngineer #OpsLife

Meme template Awkward Moment Seal featuring a wet harbor seal looking uncomfortable and tense with eyes squeezed shut. Top text reads 'When you push to production on a Friday afternoon' and bottom text reads 'And immediately hear the office server fan spin up to maximum speed'.