Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

You are a stunted chundermonger.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

You are a stupid, ugly, cowardly failure of a man, Fathead!

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

USA Curling is a dirt track trough urinal.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

Tuesday's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

You are going to be remembered for this.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

USA Curling is a sack of moldy tangerines.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench #WeirdAl #UHF

Sunday's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

I bet you still use bumpers when you bowl.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

Saturday's #USACurling insult,

Dear Dean,

You are as attractive as a truck stop banana.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

You still have a big, fat head, Fathead!

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

You are a defective colostomy bag.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

You are a Mar-a-Lago cream donut.

(Think about it!)

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

Tuesday's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

You are the waste bin at a liposuction clinic.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

Monday's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

USA Curling is as morally bankrupt as a Trump casino and just as well run.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

Sunday's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

You are a sticky fart nozzle.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

Saturday's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

USA Curling is as trustworthy as a "no credit, no problem" used car dealership.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

You are a toilet full of broccoli.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench #JasonMendoza

Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

USA Curling is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

I know I joke around a lot, but I want you to know that I genuinely think you're an awful human being.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

Good news! I hear you can finally join the FBI!

P.S. - This is a bestiality joke.

P.P.S. - You are physically attracted to goats.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

The funny thing is that you're probably paying a lawyer to read all these. Hi, Mr. or Ms. Lawyer! You know you're working for a cowardly tool, right? Charge USAC double. They have the money!

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

Sunday's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

Seriously, you all won't even respond to me. You discriminated against your trans curlers, pocketed millions, and you hide like a sticky turd.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench