Oh no! It seems #SatchelCumberland has been sucked into a game with a castle! Perhaps in Pennsylvania!
He’s in trouble now… or maybe… they are.
@zprospero.bsky.social
@zprospero.bsky.socialOh no! It seems #SatchelCumberland has been sucked into a game with a castle! Perhaps in Pennsylvania!
He’s in trouble now… or maybe… they are.
@zprospero.bsky.socialPlease try to remember the 9th of #Octember!
TODAY'S QUESTION: How would your character do transported into an 8-bit video game?
You may eat a cherry and a ghost too, or a round plumber may stomp on you!
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@karamoonauthor.com#Octember
I think Geni would consider it tiresome, but Kallista would actually love it.
... a rare instance of something I haven't already planned to have happen! But it inspires me to make it happen 😁
@juliemarchbooks.bsky.social#Octember Bolton is the only one handling this situation with any sort of grace. He's already got a "taking care of everyone" complex, he may as well be responsible for every kid's yuletide cheer, too. But he's dragging everyone else along for sure
@furaiyumewrites.bsky.socialFor #Octember, if Rein had to handle it, he'd be a terrible Santa Claus! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
Poor guy would spend so much time worrying whether everyone got the right gift that sunrise would find him halfway through the route, even after triple checking the list!
The reindeer would be begging him to go on!
@inmara.sunspot.world#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #Octember
Craig Caterwaul would resign himself to doing the job, if everything was magically laid out for him to get it done, or if he was stuck being a Mall Santa. But he wouldn't be into it.
Not a fan of Christmas or its religion, but it would be a change, at least.
@joannamasters.bsky.socialIf we're talking the job, Jevin would love it. He'd relish giving gifts to children!
If we're talking changing into Santa like becoming the whiskered man, Jevin would have mixed feelings. First, fully male body! Yay! But manboobs? He's getting top surgery to get rid of those already!
@aura-olympian.bsky.social#authorsky #booksky #Octember #writers #writing #WritingCommunity
He really wouldn't handle it at all. It'd make him miserable and depressed. He's not shallow by any means, but being abruptly turned old, immortal, hirsute, rotund, forced to live at the North Pole, and knowing that he WILL outlive 🧵
@kqwatson.bsky.socialNecroRaver: WHAT THE FUCK! If anything I should by Krampus!
Zak: Why do I have this sack and bundle of sticks??? Why do I have horns?!? WHY AM I A DEMON?!
Necro: THIS WOULD BE HILARIOUS IF I WASN'T SO FUCKING PISSED!
@bumblebigirl.bsky.socialWendy is very into the idea of violating sovereign borders (ignoring Dido's quibbling about what stops people firing missiles at them). Less so the costume, and she is not dealing with reindeer, she can handle the flying side of this, thank you.
#Octember
@claragordon.bsky.socialOut of all my characters in THE GOLDEN STAIR, only the Malinowska family would be eligible to turn into Santa because only the Malinowskas celebrate Christmas haha. That being said, Mother Gothel’s estranged evil husband Mare would kill it as Krampus. #Octember #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
@tempestteapot.bsky.socialDespard has lived with other religions. He'd do everything in his power to make sure all the children got their presents.
Tebfin would gleefully paint toys and take care of the reindeer.
Kahyla would watch for the demons following the magic. Krampus, anyone?
@symon-pude.bsky.socialAerina would build a fusion powered flying ship, then she would notice that even this is to slow, and she would try to figure out the solution to teleportation tech
@charliedeltawrites.bsky.socialI could see Ray being really good at falling down a chimney with minimal injuries!
Does...does that count for anything? 🤔
@annavernerauthor.bsky.socialReena asks Simon about ancient rituals on Earth. Simon tries to explain Hannukah and Xmas. He doesn't know much about Christmas. Reena gets distracted though, she loves the idea of presents and Santa. She decides she's going to have a Xmas on the ship. She enlists Tyx to help set it up.
@bethanylaurel.bsky.socialAkieryon would make Tenpest help, because Tempest’s magic would make everything easier.
Tharaiyelagh has not yet encountered a gift-giving holiday and is baffled by the entire concept.
#octember
@figuringittfout.bsky.socialRelian: WAIT. WHAT. RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN. I'M WHO? I HAVE TO DO THAT?
SOMEONE GET ME CAFFEINE.
@sunnehside.bsky.social🎅???
Honjo: Really excited at first, but loses interest and tries passing off the work.
Norui: Everyone gets healing potions!
Pip: Sighs and grouses, but then gets into it.
Sungie: Can't handle the pressure, hides among the gifts.
Zilla: Is the drunkest Santa EVER.
#octember 📚💙
@sainiku.northsky.socialHaving a list that shows all the bad guys and only having to work a single night? I think Jane could get used to that!
@nailamoonsi.bsky.socialAntonio would take his job v seriously...!!
If only the sapphics are there to aid in this "take over for Santa episode"...well...they are named Layla, Alia, Khalida, Konna, Farrah, Yara, Hazan, Hazal, Jasmin, and...Maria and Eliza. 😆
Tono's extremely close friend Alejandro can be there.
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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs. Clause has been replaed with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel
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