I still cant get over discovering that if you turn the word gullible upside-down it looks like a cat. That's CRAZY! 👀 #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

In Texas it's feast or famine. This is a land of eternal catastrophic drought, interrupted occasionally by devastating biblical floods. 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

Hey, you guys... I'm beginning to think we're not gonna get that $5000 check Trump promised us... 👀 #jussayin #noseriously #notquitedeadyet #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

One of my favorite fall activities is tearing down all the cobwebs on the front porch to install fake cobwebs for Halloween 🎃... 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

In the same breath today, we were warned by 3 of the world's biggest A.I. developers that A.I. could kill us all before the end of this decade.

...then, the gov admitted Skynet exists. 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #notquitedeadyet #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

I can't help but find it a tad bit ironic that the word haiku has neither 5 nor 7 syllabes in it... 👀 #thispostcouldabeenahaiku #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

$5000 bribe check for votes? I'm still waring for my $2000 tariff refund check!!! 👀 #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #notmypresident #fuckthatputo #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong