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@antonyillahiwarren.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 7:40 AM

#Nope!

@banditpaws.comOct 9, 2026, 12:54 PM

never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never voting for Gavin Newsom

Gavin Newsom would eat a mile of billionaire shit just to kiss a billionaire's ass

#nope

@ivegotamuon.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 8:21 PM

I can’t help thinking this man would actually assault a woman without doubt, if he could only get close enough to one. Who does this? Seriously, who thinks this is okay? Ted, 44, from Daventry, that’s who.
#Nope

Him: Im into —— ——, i love —— —— and ——. To have my —— sat on and —— in my ——. I adore —— and ——, —— —— too, —— your whole ——, but for you to —— me, —— —— or —— ——, —— my ——. Make me ——. Dont let me ——, —— me, and i mean ——, —— in my —— and —— me. Xx

Me: I really wish I hadn’t had to read that. I tried to only skim it so I wouldn’t have to digest the full slimy horror of it. Fortunately I’ll never have to look at it again.
Him: Well thats fair enough! I find it easier to explain immediately what im craving!

Me: Did you think of asking whether I’d be even slightly interested in knowing that about you? Or perhaps reading my profile, which might have helped you to the understanding that No, I absolutely am not?

Him: Looking at your pics, to be on my knees —— your —— would be heaven!

Me: Please stop. You have no idea about consent, or even good manners

Him: I mustve misread, so i will leave you to it x

Me: *BLOCKS*
@thaantichrist2027.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 2:20 PM

#Nope👀🤢🤮

@thaantichrist2027.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 2:16 PM

#Nope👀🤢🤮

@tanonews.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 9:28 AM

「ギルティ炭酸 NOPE」から待望の大容量サイズ「MEGA NOPE(メガノープ)」新発売!
tanonews.com?p=112820

#楽しいニュース #NOPE #ギルティ炭酸

@cheatsy.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 9:38 PM

Exaaaaaactly. #nope

@denica-cassandra.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 5:02 PM

Ew, the Amazon 1% couple want to run to the White House. Nope.

'WTF...THIS CAN'T Be True?! A TOTAL DISASTER for Donald!!'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qguN...

#News #IHIPNEWS #YouTube #Amazon #Nope

@ivegotamuon.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 6:58 PM

Normalise not letting this shit fly 🤦‍♀️ Never mind ‘Manners Maketh Man’, more like Manners Maketh Mu Melt
#Nope

@legoutervivre111.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 6:56 PM

youtu.be/rmqswLKKYyU?...

#nope

@oceanflowerrs.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 6:52 PM

#nope #imshitting

@ladychelsea.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 5:56 PM

no, he's not getting a third term.

because if he don't leave that WH, the People will drag him out and kill him in the street.

we're tired of this shit. there are more of us than there are of you.

#nope #nuhuh #noway #nothappening #nothirdterm

@rumrmarketing.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 11:53 AM

I can tell you this much...if a 12-foot shark ever turns up in the Trinity River, that will be the day I pack my bags, hop in the car and head towards the tallest mountain in the continental United States! #mascot #jaws #nope

@ivegotamuon.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 2:34 PM

His dating profile is almost completely empty, except for a few hints (read: improbable claims) regarding his knob size, and yet somehow it’s my fault I’m not interested. Dude’s nearly 50, ffs
#Nope

Dating app conversation with a 48-year-old man who appears to be lacking in the personality department:

Him: Well hello, did you like my profile?
Me: I didn’t look at it. Now that I have, though, I don’t think we’re a good match, sorry. 
Him: Oh well thanks for looking anyway. What are you looking for?
Me: I prefer not to chat. Enjoy your search though. 
Him: Nothing enjoyable about it but hay ho

SIX MONTHS LATER

Him: Well hello, nice to meet you, I’m Ted
Me: I think maybe you’ve forgotten you tried me before.
Him: I see, well I thought I would say hello this morning

TWO HOURS LATER 

Him: Well that’s that. My mistake.
@ivegotamuon.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 6:54 AM

To his credit, he went on after this to admit that he was, in fact, a “bit of a idiot, lol x”. I politely suggested he could work on that for next time, but I’m done messing with him now. There’s a cat standing on my tum-tum and I’ve got some really good Italian coffee in the kitchen.
#Nope

The rest of the conversation, because you couldn’t make it up:

Him: Apologies if I upset you x

Me: Upset? No. 

Him: Didn't mean to be rude in any way x

Me: Oh? So what first impression were you going for then, exactly?

Him: Hopefully not too come across as a idiot lol x

Me: Oh dear.
@ivegotamuon.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 6:19 AM

54 years old and he woke up at 5am to say this to a complete stranger. I hope his morning piss made him equally uncomfortable
#Nope

Dating app text exchange between me and Mr Reached-The-Age-Of-54-Without-Learning-Anything: 

Him: Hey gorgeous would love to chat with you if you're interested x..love your look soooo hot and horny babe x

Me: Is that how you talk to women? You probably don’t talk to them for long, do you?
@davidsreynolds.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 2:04 AM

I need a new truck now. #wasp #spicybee #nope

@ivegotamuon.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 6:23 PM

Imagine thinking this is a good starter. I am heartily unimpressed by such callow sticky youths, and I despair at the thought that anyone might be.
Also: Men, a woman’s mere presence on a dating app is NOT CONSENT to receiving whatever marsh-gas bubbles up out of that bog of a brain. Can it.
#Nope

Opening message from a clueless 25-year-old man on a dating app, followed by my response, after which I blocked him, because I don’t need to let him whine about it:

Him: Heyhey [smiley face emoji] saw your pics and figured they are pretty hot and wanted to ask if you’d like the idea of me stroking it to your photos and then busting a fat nut.

Me: Run along, little boy, and keep your tawdry fantasies to yourself
@jasonroygaston.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 2:47 PM

Nothing a little gasoline and a match wouldn't cure.

#nope #comedy #spider #cave #nature

youtu.be/5jAMWiLZgZo

@kei9lemon5.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 10:39 AM

本日もお疲れ様でした🎶😊🥤🥔
#サントリー
#ギルティ炭酸
#NOPE
#ノープ
#Guilty
#ギルティ
#湖池屋
#ポテトチップス
#のり塩味

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