"cunt. Cunt. CUNT!"
"I take it cunt isn't the safe word?"

"It tastes like fennel and mental illness!" #NoContextForYou
"It's so hard being fictional." #NoContextForYou
Listening to the new @lighttreasonnews.bsky.social and now I'm wondering what a MILF sex trafficking ring would look like. #NoContextForYou
"I was as confused as a chameleon in a bag of damn Skittles." #NoContextForYou
"Very Catholic father of the bride gives speech about how they taught their daughter to wait until marriage, followed immediately by maid of honor giving a speech about how the first date lasted three days." #NoContextForYou
"It doesn't make sense for him to use his left hand to shoot himself in the back of his head." #NoContextForYou
"... it's obviously a tragedy, but boy oh boy, is that a laugh riot." #NoContextForYou
"He's got a fucking quill pen." #NoContextForYou