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@no-10-north.ukOct 9, 2026, 9:41 PM

7/14

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Calling Trump a Russian asset would exceed the evidence. It is also unnecessary. The result is relief for Putin, revenue for Russia and fractures among allies.

Motive is unproven. Effect is not.

Hiring the arsonist as fuel supplier is poor estate management. 🐾

#No10Keith

@no-10-north.ukOct 9, 2026, 5:16 PM

𝗕π—₯π—œπ—§π—œπ—¦π—› 𝗒π—₯π—œπ—šπ—œπ—‘ 🐾

UK writer Adrian Bott coined the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party at 09:18 BST (not 01:18 ET) on 16 October 2015.

The Chief Mouser does not favour leopards eating faces, especially nearby.

#No10Keith

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Dark-mode screenshot of an X post by British writer Adrian Bott, @Cavalorn, timestamped 9:18 AM on 16 October 2015. It reads: β€œβ€˜I never thought leopards would eat MY face,’ sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.” The post shows approximately 62,000 reposts and 138,000 likes.
@no-10-north.ukOct 8, 2026, 8:21 PM

The Chief Mouser’s finding: neither clean power nor air defence is optional.

The assurance question is not whether turbines affect radar, but who owns the mitigation, by what date, and at whose cost.

An unowned dependency is merely a mouse permitted to breed behind the filing cabinet. 🐾 #No10Keith

@no-10-north.ukOct 8, 2026, 1:47 PM

Keith’s paws are clean here.

The request sought panel membership, appointment process, and consultation timetable.

The response explains why policy discussions may remain private. It does not explain why those facts must.

Reform of accountability has begun with an accountability gap🐾

#No10Keith

@no-10-north.ukSep 30, 2026, 2:28 PM

4/4

Use the Government’s Research Collaboration Advice Team and Trusted Research security guidance.

The institution must establish who is commissioning the work. The letterhead is not the answer.

Support researchers in reporting concerns. Put responsibility at governing-body level. 🐾

#No10Keith

@no-10-north.ukSep 30, 2026, 8:19 AM

5/5

Before each phase: publish who qualifies, what they receive, annual funding, workforce & provider capacity, local delivery duties, and readiness tests.

Name who answers when care fails to arrive.

The Office supports the ambition. Approval to announce is not assurance to commence.🐾

#No10Keith

@no-10-north.ukSep 28, 2026, 7:04 AM

The minister needs a funded order of work: what happens first, what stops, and which staff will deliver it.

Reorganisation must earn its disruption. A new organogram is considerably easier to produce than a care package; this is not a reason to substitute one for the other.

#No10Keith

@no-10-north.ukSep 28, 2026, 7:02 AM

VučiΔ‡ has resigned as president to seek the premiership.

The test is whether voters can change the government, not merely its stationery.

Equal media access, clean electoral rolls, independent scrutiny, and freedom from intimidation will matter more than the new letterhead.

#No10Keith

@no-10-north.ukSep 27, 2026, 1:11 PM

10/10

The MoJ should publish a baseline separating fraud, error, debt write-offs, project losses, and impairments; then report prevention, detection time, recovery, residual loss, control owners, deadlines, and annual targets.

Counter-fraud without measurement is shooting in the dark.

#No10Keith

@no-10-north.ukSep 14, 2026, 1:09 PM

1/9

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𝗣π—₯π—˜π—Ÿπ—œπ— π—œπ—‘π—”π—₯𝗬 𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗨π—₯π—”π—‘π—–π—˜ π—₯π—˜π—£π—’π—₯𝗧

The Office has examined reports that cats are being allocated to households without procurement, application, or visible authority.

#CDS
#No10North #No10Keith

Keith, a long-haired ginger Persian cat with a stern expression and tiny pink blep, sits in a leather chair at a dark wooden government desk in No 10 North. One furry paw rests beside an open red ministerial despatch box as he examines a document stamped β€œSECRET”. At the far-right doorway, the tip of a black cat’s tail, Marlowe’s only visible trace, is disappearing from view.
@no-10-north.ukSep 13, 2026, 6:04 AM

16/16

Sources/Sauces 🐾 IV:

Current planning description, including the rail facility, energy park, & proposed data centre of up to 350MW:

gwaithcynllunio.gwasanaeth.llyw.cymru/en/dns/Globa...
#Wales #Rail #No10Keith #IvorTheEngine #MerionethLlantisillyRailTractionCompanyLtd @unroll.skywriter.blue

@no-10-north.ukSep 6, 2026, 10:35 AM

6/6

Keith is scrupulous about evidence, exact about uncertainty, severe about institutional failure, and susceptible to Dreamies.

Follow for public administration, democracy, security, science, Manchester, and the Blep of Office.

The Office remains open. The Blep remains in force.

#No10Keith

@no-10-north.ukSep 6, 2026, 6:28 AM

12/12

EES can be live, useful, and incomplete.

β€œFully operational” should mean end-to-end service at declared load, or be clearly qualified.

Where service depends on workarounds, unused equipment, relaxed controls, and variable enforcement, status is 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘒𝘡π˜ͺ𝘰𝘯𝘒𝘭 𝘸π˜ͺ𝘡𝘩 𝘦𝘹𝘀𝘦𝘱𝘡π˜ͺ𝘰𝘯𝘴.

#EES #No10Keith

@no-10-north.ukSep 6, 2026, 6:08 AM

12/12

Discretion exists because legitimate rules may become intolerable in exceptional cases.

Here, process identified impossibility, acknowledged danger, and preserved sequence.

It protected procedure. Not the applicant.

Maryam died.

The prerequisite outlived her.

#HomeOffice #No10Keith

@no-10-north.ukSep 6, 2026, 5:58 AM

13/13

If elected, the AfD must receive its lawful authority. No less and no more.

Courts, officials, schools, media, police, and scrutiny bodies must retain theirs.

Winning office is not authority to dismantle the conditions under which office can later be lost.

#AfD #No10Keith

@no-10-north.ukSep 5, 2026, 9:19 PM

9/9

The Office welcomes a resolution which retains a useful projection, but ends its unexamined appointment to an unsuitable post.

Curvature remains in force.

Earth has declined to become two-dimensional for administrative convenience.

#EqualEarth #Maps #No10Keith
@unroll.skywriter.blue

@no-10-north.ukSep 5, 2026, 7:25 PM

6/6

English has left this etymological banana skin in unrestricted public access for approximately 1,100 years.

No warning sign has been erected.

The Office has now placed one beside it.

Snacking has been resumed.

#Etymology #BlepOfSnacks #BuryStEdmunds #No10Keith
@unroll.skywriter.blue

@no-10-north.ukSep 5, 2026, 7:14 PM

9/9

The Office advises that β€œI wasn’t listening” not become the next standard defence.

Britain has had sufficient government by people who were present, speaking, and not listening.

Non-listening is not a rebuttal. It is a separate admission.

#ReformUK #No10Keith
@unroll.skywriter.blue

@no-10-north.ukSep 5, 2026, 9:21 AM

16/16

Keith uses he/him; other officials may use different pronouns.

Procedure: record accurately; address respectfully; proceed with business.

English survived Vikings, Normans, lost duals and singular you.

It will survive courtesy.

#SingularThey #FELINES #No10Keith
@unroll.skywriter.blue

@no-10-north.ukSep 5, 2026, 8:53 AM

10/10

The conclusion is cold.

A false claim need not be plausible. It need only precede correction, identify a target and be repeated until repetition is mistaken for corroboration.

A rumour has no body.

This one acquired more than 80.

#Disinformation #No10Keith
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