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Eli (with his nub excitedly twitching): "I reckon this here is the finest carpentry I dun ever laid my eyes on, gentlemen! This reminds me of the time I had this mighty oak that was overgrown back in the yard behind the ranch. Woo boy, was that sucker was big. Bigger than a fat-bellied goobbue after his seaside lunch in the summertime, I’m here to tell ya. Anyway, what was I sayin’? Ah, yeah that’s right. This is some mighty fine sculptin that y’all are doin’ down here in the carpentry shop. I daresay I may need to come visit more often. Sad news is my schedule been so busy lately, it has me runnin’ ‘round like a baby chocobo chick with its feathers in a twist. Did y’all ever hear about them Silver Chocobo Feathers? I heard some fellers got a hold of ‘um some kinda way, but I never heard of no silver chocobo before, and I’m something of an expert when it comes to the birds. I love them chickies almost as much as I love the art of wood sculptin’. That reminds me, I also do enjoy some good ol’ botany. I reckon I could fetch y’all some lumber if y’all ever runnin’ on short. Just give me a holler and I’ll be here quicker than a spring chick on a-" Receptionist: "Seven hells! What is that" (in reference to Eli's nub) Nearby Carpenter's Guild member: "I warned you about letting reckless Miqo’te near the sawmills. Did I not warn you?"