#MyBiggestFearCameToLife when someone decided to surprise me with a wardrobe makeover.

#MyBiggestFearCameToLife and it's not even Easter.

#MyBiggestFearCameToLife at last! They laughed at me, called me crazy, an idiot, but it really happened! Who's laughing, now?

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In the graveyard

#MyBiggestFearCameToLife when I got elephantitis of the balls.

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When she discovered Tiffany's online

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When the in-laws talked about staying over this Christmas.

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At school

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When coffee became so expensive

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When I forgot to buy a steak for Poirot the malinois.

Think this year has become #MyBiggestFearCameToLife

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#MyBiggestFearCameToLife "That's no snake, it's a tatzelwurm!"

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I was asked on stage to think up a new double entendre joke

I gave them one