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@stevefenton.co.ukOct 6, 2026, 7:40 PM

Meanwhile in DevOps No.90

This is the modern web.

#DevOps #MWID #Loading

In the first panel, the two cartoon programmers are outlines and silver boxes with no faces. The first character has an empty speech bubble above them.

In the second panel, a little more detail is visible. The characters have eyes, and one has an unhappy mouth. The second character responds in confusion, with an empty speech bubble above them and question marks over their head.

In the third panel, there's yet more detail. A fully loaded outline of Blake responds: "I said, the initial cartoon load was super fast!"
@stevefenton.co.ukSep 29, 2026, 2:26 PM

Meanwhile in DevOps No.89

Continuous...

#MWID #CICD #ContinuousIntegration

Blake is having a catch-up with Ellis.

"Continuous Integration is no longer options," Blake suggests.

"Absolutely," Ellis agrees.

"How often do you merge to main?" Blake asks.

"Oh," Ellis responds. "Straight after every project."
@stevefenton.co.ukSep 22, 2026, 9:46 PM

Meanwhile in DevOps No.88

Speak slow.

#MWID #Webinars

Ellis is on screen presenting his latest webinar.

"Hello," he begins, pausing for a beat or two. "... welcome... to... today's... session... on... secure... software..."

Later that day, Blake bumps into Ellis in the corridor. He's confused about why Ellis was speaking so slowly on the webinar, but isn't sure whether to mention it. After a deep breath, Blake decides to ask.

"Why did you speak so slow on the webinar today?"

Ellis responds instantly.

"Everyone watches them back at double speed!"
@stevefenton.co.ukSep 15, 2026, 1:26 PM

Meanwhile in DevOps No.87

Innovationmaxxing.

#MWID #Innovation #Culture

Doug has gathered the team for an important update. His clipboard has been polished and Doug has a graph clipped to it. As he speaks, the team look increasingly uncomfortable.

"We need you all to be more innovative," Doug begins. "We've only received one F-572 innovation form this month... and only the first 16 pages were completed."
@stevefenton.co.ukSep 8, 2026, 7:22 AM

Meanwhile in DevOps No.86

Performative outrage.

#MWID

A man is walking along a hallway when he comes across a poster from a Drag Show. He recoils in horror.

"Oh no," he exclaims. "I'm so offended by this poster. I'm going to call the police!"

Ellis, coming along the hallway from the other direction, stops in surprise.

"Dude," Ellis says. "Why are you even in my house?"