Thoughts are dangerous. That's why I prefer hoes.

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I'm sorry for reporting you to HR. I thought "stakeholder awareness" meant vampire hunting and thought you were discriminating against the living-impaired.

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My idea of a happy ending massage is the lady pops my brain out of my skull, kneads it like dough, gives it a bath of pickle brine, and then takes it home for her hoard of eldritch spawn.
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