Oreo just had a promotion where they released three limited edition flavors so everyone could vote on their favorite. I wanted to try all three for #Mistresseats, but all I could find was the Chicken and Waffles Oreos.

I think we can guess which flavor DIDN'T win.

Today on #Mistresseats, I'm trying Biatch tequila.

Advertised as the most girlboss tequila anywhere, each batch has been aged in pink wine barrels from Napa wineries.

All I know about it is that its market research team understood the fu1q wecking assignment.