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Tell your friend that in his death, a part of you dies and goes with him. Maybe the guilt will be enough to get him off his deathbed.

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Two roads diverged in a wood … I took the one less travelled by, and that's where my car broke down. And there's no cell service.

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It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives. As for women, sadly, the current rate is still seventy five cents on the dollar.

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If you don’t play you can’t win. Unless we're taking about gambling.

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Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. You're just going to have a boring sex life.

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The best thing to hold onto in life is each other and the life preserver.

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Early to bed early to rise makes a social life difficult to maintain.

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A penny saved is a penny... where'd you find a penny?

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Melody: get a job! Stay away from him!

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Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for the wealthy!

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We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.

And Steve.

STOP RUNNING WITH SCISSORS STEVE!

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