So is Satya Nadella, #MicroSlop CEO.
@boredscrollmaster.bsky.socialTBF, Satya Nadella (#MicroSlop CEO) is a green card holder himself. It's a wonder ICE hasn't dragged him off yet. :/
@boredscrollmaster.bsky.socialTBF, Satya Nadella (#MicroSlop CEO) is a green card holder himself. It's a wonder ICE hasn't dragged him off yet. :/
@boredscrollmaster.bsky.socialSo is Satya Nadella, #MicroSlop CEO.
@narwhalest.bsky.socialNO. I will NOT go from Windows 10 to 11 STOP asking my computer is PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE of doing so
#microslop #never
@helpful.stream#Microsoft365 family plan is going through a massive downgrade in cloud storage from 6TB to 2TB. Also you can't see what other users currently are using, so when it hits who knows what happens! Does everything go read-only if your family is above the 2TB pool? #enshitification #microslop
@luc122c.bsky.socialPlease enjoy this artisanal, hand-drawn meme. I just want to do my work without having to see that blasted unicorn.
@meigloo.bsky.social#microslop can take their AI and shove it up their …
@lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyI found myself mumbling "I hate #outlook so much" nearly as much as I mumble "I hate #teams so much" at work lately. Sad.
#microsoft #microslop
@deepfriedtech.bsky.socialCome on Outlook, how could you put an email from Microsoft's official address into junk. It makes no sense...
@meigloo.bsky.social
@herrvorragend8.bsky.social
@questylurks.bsky.socialI still have to use Win 11 at work. The current amusement we are enjoying is open windows randomly closing when losing focus. Save often I guess. #Microslop tilvids.com/w/2c953G3b5t...
@meigloo.bsky.social
@wolnyjez.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy@ilumium "One official defended the new #Matrix-based system (...) by saying Teams wasn't as secure because "all we have is a guarantee that #Microslop [sic!] will not peek inside""
What does this man have to hide?!? He should just let #chatcontrol 1.0 do its job. /s
@titaniumteddybear.bsky.social@meigloo.bsky.social
@greg-montreal.fediscience.org.ap.brid.gySeriously, MS Teams, you are forcing me to reduce my browser security measures so that you can run? #microsoft #microslop #fail
@parttimeexp.bsky.social#Microslop patenting being able to interrupt games with ads? If I play a game, and even if it is at a slow point in the game, if I get ads that stop me from playing, I'm just permanently boycotting your game, your studio, and cursing your bloodline. #rpg #gamedev #gaming
@stephaniebri22.bsky.socialDear Micro$slop FUCK YOU #microslop #aislop #xboxsucks
@doughobbs.bsky.socialYou can polish a turd, cover it in glitter, even spray perfume on it… doesn’t change the fact that it’s still a turd!
#microslop