🔥 Menopause Monday:
“WHO TURNED THE HEAT ON?!”
Nobody.
Thermostat hasn't moved. Everyone else is fine.
Your body has simply scheduled a brief spontaneous combustion. 😂
Five minutes later: freezing.
Hormones: Excellent. She's ready for another round.
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🔥 Menopause Monday:
Walk into room.
Forget why you're there.
Walk out.
Remember.
Walk back in.
Forget again.
Then lose your phone while you're holding it.
Menopause brain fog: Storage full. Please try again later. 😂
#MenopauseMonday #MANTM

🔥 Menopause Monday:

Nothing like waking up at 3:17 a.m. so your brain can urgently discuss something embarrassing you said in 1998.

Ma'am. This meeting could have been an email. 😂

#MenopauseMonday #MANTM