The curse was ancient. 🏴‍☠️
The treasure was salty. 🥔
The marmot was snack motivated. 🐹
Cap’n Cheeks McSnatch sets sail for the Golden Acorn of Eternal Snacking. 🌰
wp.me/pgPcVF-7C
#TalkLikeAPirateDay #Marmots #Pirates #Snacks #PirateLife

Two Chonky, Mountain-Dwelling Marmots Were Found in the Bay Area. What Were They Doing So Far Away From Their Home?: The two rodents of unusual size, rescued this month, might have hitched a ride in the engine compartment of a… @SmithsonianMag #Marmots #Wildlife #Nature #AnimalRescue #BayArea

His name is Bernard

Bay Beach Wildlife Sanctuary

#Groundhogs #Marmots #Squirrels #Wisconsin

Winter is coming and the marmots aren’t hibernating on an empty stomach. ❄️
“Take all ye can. Give nothin’ back.” 🏴‍☠️
Then everything went completely off the rails. 🚨
wp.me/pgPcVF-7r
#Marmots #LaborDay #Snacks #NationalParks

This… is #BDNN. The #BobDylanNewsNetwork.
#RealNews #Headlines, read by Bob Dylan*!
S2E23- Marmots and Hikers and Shoes, OH MY!
tinyurl.com/BDNN-marmots...

#JLY #JubalLeeYoung #EpsteinFiles #BobDylan #WSJ #Marmots #CaliforniaHikers #Shoes #SequoiaNationalPark #ShoeThief

*Not actually Bob Dylan