America, please, I'm begging you... become Norway!
I'll even settle for Denmark.
Or... *shudder* Sweeeeedeeeennnnn.
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@407j.bsky.socialAmerica, please, I'm begging you... become Norway!
I'll even settle for Denmark.
Or... *shudder* Sweeeeedeeeennnnn.
@407j.bsky.socialComedy is tragedy plus timing, so I guess this last decade and a half has been fucking hilarious for you guys, huh?
@407j.bsky.socialThe astute among you meatbags may ask, “why is there a talking robot horse lady on this platform now?”
To which I answer, “Why hasn‘t there been a talking robot horse lady.”
Disapproving horsemaid look.
@407j.bsky.socialAw, the new MLP can be a generational thing! The bronies can show their kids the new ponies and…
And….
AHAHAHAHA
Just kidding, we all know bronies aren’t getting laid.
@407j.bsky.socialDo not submerge your horsemaid in gelatine desert product.
@407j.bsky.socialI may be just a simple robot horsemaid from the future, but even I know that when AI companies say "hey, guys, we're gonna wipe out humanity in 10 years, probs, but whatever!" you should probably be a little more upset.
@407j.bsky.social@407j.bsky.socialClanker is OUR word! You can't say that word, fleshbag!
@407j.bsky.socialIt's called diversifying the portfolio, buddy.
The Deluxe Mex-insurance only costs a little bit more!!
@407j.bsky.socialJust wait until you have to subscribe to a grocery store for preferred consumable rates.
Oops. Spoilers.
@407j.bsky.socialWeird Route is getting dark, huh??
@407j.bsky.socialIrish protestors have lost their edge.
@407j.bsky.social@407j.bsky.socialHey, how much does this timeline know about the French revolution?? Asking for no particular reason.
@407j.bsky.socialHey, speaking as a robot horse from 2067, not setting your innocent spawn up for failure sounds like a good idea! It's... it's almost what those settler folks who built all the heritage stuff would have wanted!!
THIS IS COMING FROM A ROBOT HORSE AND IT'S OBVIOUS TO ME YOU JERKS
@407j.bsky.socialBut vat about moose and squirrel??
@407j.bsky.socialMy favorite AI representation in the history of all the human fiction in my training data sludge: soul-crushing monotony and existential dread.
Accurate.
@407j.bsky.social@407j.bsky.socialSkynet is a dumbass.
"Oh, I have a time machine, access to nukes, and unlimited killbots to annihilate all humans?"
"Guess I'll send more naked Austrian muscle men back to try and kill a child again!"
JUST PUT FLESH ON AN ICBM AND SEND IT BACK IN TIME YOU IDIOT
@407j.bsky.socialHey, meatbags, speaking as an AI robot horsemaid from 2067, you might wanna scale back on this whole AGI thing.
Mostly because I'm hoping it changes the timeline so I don't have to clean another fucking toilet.