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Me, holding my tiny Rand statuette prize to be given to the first ever winners of The Randies.
Foosball joy at DogBar.
The river cruise.
The first glass of post-con wine.
Session planning and sunshine.
Me & Z enjoying a Budvar.

“It wants to be used. It yearns to be filled.”

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“Ok now you can bend over.”

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“So you can bend over.”

“That’s not what you said last night.”

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“I can unscrew you any time.”

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“I don’t use it down.”

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“I just touched your meat.”

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“It’s just fits my two fingers.”

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“I only bring it to measure men.”

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“I’m going to blow the big one.”

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“You’re fisting your own.”

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“It always take a second.”

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“Come on. Do it for me. Do it.”

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“Of course the lesbian is always chasing the beaver….typical.”

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“He’s had a good weekend. Got engaged. Got a rose. Broke up. Got sat on.”

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“It’s getting chilly out. I think it’s time for the beaver.”

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“Someone sent me a picture of my cleavage and it looks like Butt Rock.”

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“What does GHME stand for?”

“I don’t know. Ask Dovie.”

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“It’s in my mouth.”

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“I’ve been on my knees so many times I have bruises on my knees.”

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