Grindhouse narrator: "Pastor Wittembach will return in HORROR EXPRESS!!!!! RATED X."
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I think the count turned into a bear and raped his bride, but the doctor implies he only bit her...

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Nothing like fucking around trying to turn on a tablet for 20 minutes while watching a subtitled movie ... Did the bear get laid?
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10 minutes 'til #TheGreatAlligator! Don't let any #Lokis play tricks on ya during #FrightClub intermission...

Well, that only took about 15 minutes to turn back on ... Thank you, Samsung for making such horrid useless pieces of shit ... Was half tempted to run off to the woods with my wooden shoes and become a Luddite ...
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Thanks #FrightClub for helping me understand #Lokis! It's a beautiful but oh so prude film when it comes to horror.

Hopefully #Alligator will provide some action relief!

My piece of shit tablet is acting up ... thank you voluntary obsolescence ...
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So it's a werebear AND a bestiality story

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I'm just imagining the guy playing a crazed peasant thinking "I could have been a factory manager in Krakow ..."
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very cool!

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I guess bear sex isn't any good?

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And done! Here's my new art for tonight's Fright Club presentation of Lokis!
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Yeah, if you thought Will Hays would be censorous of a film dealing with Bear porkin' The Polish Communist Party is gonna go even a little bit farther ... What's the point of being an athiestic regime if you're gonna be as prudish as the National Legion of Decency?
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Any one of these folks would be perfect as a Bond Villian or an Agatha Christie antagonis, imho ...
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It's sad to think that the original Polish audiences weren't able to see this film with 20 cumulative minutes of AI ads for online gambling and other AI ads for online gambling, and ads for drugs that cause suicidal diarrhea, the way capitalism intended ...
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You can tell this is a Polish film, and not a Soviet film, because there would have been a group of T-34 Tanks undressing in the water instead of women ...
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Meanwhile, in Czechoslovakian Cinema ...
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This film kinda reminds me of a postcard I got in Montana. It has a group of mauled hunters standing in the woods, and says "Bear Artificial Insemination Team"
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Gone with the Wind: The Romanov Years!
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I think this film is well made, but constrained by the rules of the state. It's very politically correct, and never goes crazy enough.

The director made three of the shorts shown on Christopher Lee's Theatre Macabre ('71-'72) series, but I haven't seen them.

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