Give me characters who YOU THINK would call themselves "little ol' me"! I only want characters who HAS NEVER called themselves that, so no Li'l Gideons (sorry) [I had to put this in image form because it was too long as a standard post.]

Give me characters who YOU THINK would call themselves "little ol' me"! I only want characters who HAS NEVER called themselves that, so no Li'l Gideons (sorry) [I had to put this in image form because it was too long as a standard post.]