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Don’t worry, I’ve got this.

I watched a YouTube video…..

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What do you call a Roman Emperor with a cold?

Julius Sneezer.….

Perfectly placed through ball!
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Many homes are a workshop

One partner works
The other one shops.….

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I accidentally used dog shampoo today.

I'm feeling like such a good boy…..

Very late night #LastLaugh

I was bored so I swapped all the sweets into different wrappers.

My wife wasn't amused.
She got her Snickers in a Twix…..

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You can't give away a used mattress but somehow we'll pay £150 a night to sleep on one at a hotel....

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My rich French friend used to own six yachts.

But one of them cinq.….

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SEVENTY
Is only 13 in Scrabble

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My wife hit me with a baguette.

Was that assault with a breadly weapon….?

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What do you call a doctor who is half-man and half-horse?

A centaur for disease control….

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Why do lions only mate in the Summer?

Because the pride comes before the Fall…..

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When checking my hearing my doctor asked me to describe the symptoms.

I said ‘Homer’s a fat dude and Marge has blue hair’…..

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My phone has this cool app that shows me what I look like as an old person.

It's called a camera…..

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Healthy eating choices sometimes require additional exercise… 😉😀

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I love board games.
My favourite is when people put meat and cheese on a board.

I'm excellent at that one.….

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In a pie-eating contest there are no losers.

Everybody gets to eat pie..…

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I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.

He said 'no'…..

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Of all the canoes out there.

Volcanoes are the most dangerous....

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I saw this guy chatting up a cheetah.

I thought he’s trying to pull a fast one…..