Is it possible to make LaTeX understand wght of a variable font, so `\textbf` and friends work automatically, or is manual sorcery required at every `\newfontfamily`, `\setmainfont` etc.? 🤔

Is it possible to make LaTeX understand wght of a variable font, so `\textbf` and friends work automatically, or is manual sorcery required at every `\newfontfamily`, `\setmainfont` etc.? 🤔
Words of wisdom from Saba the fish:
> I like X‐Files. I like Scully a lot. Yeah. Mulder’s alright.
> ― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTjKjxd4B0s&t=1681s
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Emoji are nice and all, but I wish there was more emotional punctuation in existence. A local emotional expression could be read straight otherwise, but I wish to retain their form sometimes. Plus, it’s just more ~~Lojban~~ fun that way 😸