Labour!
Still dead?
yes.
#LabourStillDead

Labour have left the building with the doors unlocked and the lights still on.
Blair was the one who had the first chance in many years to end some of Thatcher's shit shows. He sped it up and made it worse, all the while cupping Murdochs wrinkly balls in his bloody jazz hands...
#LabourStillDead

"I'm thinking about possibly maybe, in the next few years, blocking a road cus climate chang-"
*Kick *Ram "Yer nicked sonny boy"
3 seconds later
Labour: "You fucking terrorist!" Have 21 years in jail.
Judge: "Yer fucked pal, LOLz"

Far right activist slashes boat in Channel
Labour:

#LabourStillDead

Andy Burnham Just popped his "First war open war crime" Cherry.
These are much nicer than the ones you have to hide.
And Saudi is such an important importer of weapons he just couldn't say no.
Another man made famine incoming!
Well done Labour.
#LabourStillDead

"It's disgusting those wolves eating all the sheep!" Says wolf with a mouth full of sheep.

#LabourStillDead

I also struggle to get by on £300 a day tax free with my entire life subsidised so I've started a wee paper round in the evening to help me get by.
#LabourStillDead #TomWatson #Labour #TechFascists

It's taken 5 days and she still looks gutted, tbh.
She was dragged kicking and screaming to that meeting.
Every home Secs dream is a fascist street army.
#LabourStillDead
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

"We will reform the Lords"
~Labour 1906 - 2026

#LabourStillDead

Stern email from @labouruk.bsky.social incoming about this. You'd better look out .GOV of Israel, they might even ban you selling cucumbers or carrots*.

*They still sell you bombs though!
#LabourStillDead #LaboursGenocide