"Trust me, folks! MY CULTISTS ARE THE VERY SAME COOCOOS WHO WENT INTO DENIAL WHEN THEY WATCHED RIDLEY SCOTT'S 'PROMETHEUS' AND DISCOVERED JESUS WAS AN ALIEN WHO LITTERALLY SACRIFICED HIMSELF! TALK ABOUT BEING PUT ON A SHELF! Am I right? You like that?"- #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

"Trust me, folks! ALL YOU NEED IS ONE EXTRAORDINARILY PATRIOTIC WHITE HOUSE COOK - OR A BRAVE, HAMBERDER-LOVIN’ FAST FOODIE WHO'LL NEVER BE SHOOK - TO END AN UNBEARABLE ORANGE SCHNOOK! HEY, I MAY BE IN THE DARK, BUT I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

“Trust me, folks! AFTER MY SELF-ASSASSINATIONS FAILED, I WANTED TO ARRANGE THE ULTIMATE FALSE FLAG EVENT EXTRA WORTHY OF ME BEING JAILED! I CAN NUKE AMERICAN PEOPLE, BLAME IRAN, AND BE VIEWED AS ‘TOTALLY INNOCENT’ BY MY OWN BRAINLESS SHEEPLE! Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

"Trust me, folks! AS SOON AS I COOKED KEGSBREATH INTO LOOPING IN LEON SKUM TO MAKE MY DUHPARTMENT OF DEFENSE PLANS EVEN MORE ZERO SUM, MY CHOICES SO SELF-DESTRUCTIVELY DUMB REMINDED ME OF 'THE BLACK HOLE', err, THE ASSHOLE! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

"Trust me, folks! I SIMPLY CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THAT MOVIE, 'SKUM'! THAT FELLOW FILTHY FASCIST, um, LEON IS A TREMENDOUS BUM! FOR HIM, I GOTTA' ADD THE 'B' TO DUMB! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.