@yabaifinds.bsky.socialAn 18-year-old minivan named Rappy-chan sat tangled in weeds, battery dead, because Dad couldn't say goodbye.
His daughters asked a TV show for a One Piece-style send-off.
Dad cried over a letter he wrote himself. The daughters laughed.
@yabaifinds.bsky.socialA man already known on Japanese TV for the smell behind his ears was told his breath might be worse.
So he entered "breath sumo": two people, face to face, breathing on each other until one gives up.
Viewers pointed out it scores defense, too.