mom what's a turd? dad says ted cruz is a turd... mom said not to use naughty words like ted cruz!
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@eddietg51-42.bsky.socialmom what's a turd? dad says ted cruz is a turd... mom said not to use naughty words like ted cruz!
@calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.socialMost arguments end this way eventually 😅
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@littleteapot816.bsky.socialMy kid showed me a new way to pick between 2 outfits by having them race each other across the carpet. Apparently if you drag them across the carpet at the same time, you can quickly choose which one is the victor. #kidlogic
@calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.socialThe hypothetical questions are never actually hypothetical.
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@calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.socialThe geopolitical monologue didn't survive dinner.
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@calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.socialThe follow-up question was doing a lot of heavy lifting.
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@calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.socialEvery barber somehow knows better than the kid's terrible vision.
#CalvinandHobbes #KidLogic
@calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.socialA very creative interpretation of watch TV and behave. #CalvinandHobbes #KidLogic
@calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.socialThe negotiation skills of a seasoned diplomat, wasted on radio privileges.
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@calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.socialAh yes, the classic dumpster-diving approach to romance 😅
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