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@manbemel.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 7:07 PM

How dumb? From an incorrect quote.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders #janussanders

Roman: (scoffs) How dumb do you think I am? 
Janus: Uh... do you really want me to answer that? 
Roman: *Offended Princey noises*
@wolfyknutz.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 9:08 PM

#dragoncon2026 #sandersides #sandersidesfanart #virgilsanders #romansanders #remussanders #janussanders #pattonsanders #logansanders

@manbemel.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 8:38 PM

Phase Two. From an incorrect quote. CW Moceit.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #janussanders #pattonsanders #moceit

Janus: Oh, no! Phase one of the plan has failed! 
Janus: (ominous voice and face) I think it's time for phase two... 
Patton: Does phase two involve cookies? 
Janus: (siiiigh) Fiiiiine...
@manbemel.bsky.socialSep 30, 2026, 5:50 PM

I Did Not Come Here for This. From an incorrect quote.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders #janussanders

Roman: Janus, I did not come here to get insulted! 
Janus: Oh? Where do you usually go to get insulted? I'll go anyplace!
@manbemel.bsky.socialSep 28, 2026, 2:11 PM

You Little Weasel. From an incorrect quote.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders #janussanders

Roman: You little weasel! I'll teach you to make fun of me! 
Janus: Oh, I don't have to be taught, I already know how. 
Janus: (impersonating his voice and mannerism) Hi, I'm Princey! Notice me! 
Roman: (enraged voice, holding his sword) Why you--
@manbemel.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 10:49 PM

Trashman. From an incorrect quote.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #janussanders #remussanders

Janus: I can't believe you're wearing that! 
Remus: (covered in all kinds of trash) I'm a trashman. I'm proud of where I come from.
@manbemel.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 9:30 PM

What Were We Fighting About. From an incorrect quote.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders #janussanders

Roman: (holding his sword) Ugh, I don't even remember what Remus and I were fighting about. 
Janus: Roman, you called him a flighty air-head. 
Janus: And Remus called you a hopeless pig flake with no sense of fashion. 
Roman: (sigh) Thank you, Janus.
@manbemel.bsky.socialSep 20, 2026, 12:06 AM

If You Ask Me. Adapted from an incorrect quote. CW Moceit.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #janussanders #romansanders #moceit

Janus: If you ask me... 
Roman: Not gonna. 
Janus: ...any group activity that forces others to be happy, is by nature evil. 
Roman: And that's why I didn't ask. 
Janus: I just don't understand the herd mentality, that, you know... tells us what to wear, what to watch, what to eat... 
Janus: (sudden happy smile) Hey, do I smell Patton's chicken nuggets? Yummy!
@manbemel.bsky.socialSep 18, 2026, 8:27 PM

You Won't Believe It. From an incorrect quote. CW Suggestive mentions.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #remussanders #janussanders

Remus: Janus, you will not believe what just happened to me! 
Janus: Some loose man that you've never met before has agreed to go back to your place, and participate in some deviant sexual behavior. 
Remus: 
Remus: What gave me away, the drool?
@manbemel.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 8:34 PM

It Was a Secret. Original writing inspired by an incorrect quote.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #virgilsanders #janussanders

Virgil: Janus, what I told you was a secret! 
Janus: I know, you told me. 
Virgil: Then why did you tell everyone!!!?? 
Janus: Oh, Virgil, what's the fun of knowing a secret if you don't tell one or two... thousand people?
@manbemel.bsky.socialSep 16, 2026, 10:41 PM

Janus, I Need You. From an incorrect quote.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #pattonsanders #janussanders

Patton: Janus, I need you! 
Janus: (ominous face) When I am good and ready! 
Patton: (angry face) What did you say? 
Janus: (scared) Now I am good and ready!
@manbemel.bsky.socialSep 14, 2026, 8:58 PM

Worried. From an incorrect quote.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #pattonsanders #janussanders

Patton: Janus, I'm worried about Remus! 
Janus: Well, just don't make eye-contact or show fear and he'll leave you alone.
@manbemel.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 12:06 AM

What Are You Doing Here? Adapted from an incorrect quote. CW Dukeceit.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #remussanders #janussanders #dukeceit

Remus: What are you doing here? 
Janus: (angry) Saving your butt before I kick it! 
Remus: (sugestive smile) Oooh!  Is that a threat or a promise?? 
Janus: (even angrier) ....maybe I'll kick it before!
@manbemel.bsky.socialSep 11, 2026, 9:52 PM

#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders #pattonsanders #virgilsanders #janussanders #logansanders #remussanders

@manbemel.bsky.socialSep 9, 2026, 11:18 PM

Thunder and Lightning. From an incorrect quote.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders #virgilsanders #janussanders #remussanders

(smoke is coming from Remus' spot, everyone looks at him in shock and scared disbelief)
Roman: ...and you say he's just been hit by lightning?? 
Virgil: Yes! It's a miracle he wasn't even hurt! 
Janus: With the voltage he absorbed, it must have been like french-kissing a light socket! 
Remus: (covered in smoke, his hair is all spiked up due to the electric charge) No, it isn't.
@manbemel.bsky.socialSep 5, 2026, 8:35 PM

Impersonating a judge. From an incorrect quote. CW Moceit.
#thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #janussanders #romansanders #moceit

Janus: Are all of you guys out of your minds??? 
Janus: I could go to jail for impersonating a judge! 
Roman: Patton needs us! Besides, it's on the phone! Nobody's gonna know! 
Janus: Why me? 
Roman: Well... because it's sneaky, and unerhanded, and deceitful? 
Janus: (sighs) Nobody does it better... All right, but I'll do it for Patton only!