An hour of annoying streamers, a lame killer, a couple of laughs, and a $5 million budget. Somebody investigate this crime. #jackmeatsflix

Accursed isn't the worst #Shocktober movie I've seen, but between the predictable plot and cardboard characters, that 3.4 feels pretty generous. #jackmeatsflix

Three genetically engineered killing machines, one pissed-off sniper, and a whole lot of government stupidity. My kind of #Shocktober evening. #jackmeatsflix

Apparently the footage left investigators baffled, but I was more baffled by how they made an abandoned psych hospital this damn boring. #jackmeatsflix

Pay to Die spends more time mocking crowdfunding and B-movie filmmaking than actually fitting into #Shocktober. At least a few jokes work. #jackmeatsflix

Apparently, anxiety wasn't terrifying enough, so Appendage decided to turn it into a disgusting little creature. Fitting #Shocktober fun. #jackmeatsflix

The Nice Ones isn't terrible, but it's definitely the kind of #Shocktober movie you'll forget about before the credits finish. #jackmeatsflix

Ghost in the Cell mixes brutal practical gore, political jokes, and prisoners dancing. #Shocktober treat in select theaters now. #jackmeatsflix

Camp Miasma is a bloody, self-indulgent love letter to '80s slashers & when the movie starts shooting blood everywhere, I know #Shocktober is here. #jackmeatsflix

Starting off #Shocktober with Ice Cream Man, because my childhood memories of chasing the ice cream truck need GORE and bomb pops. #jackmeatsflix

My buddy-movie kick continues, and Runner gives us Ritchson & Wilson delivering a liver down under while everyone tries their best to kill them. #jackmeatsflix

Stormageddon is definitely cheap as hell, but I had way more fun with this ridiculous computer-causes-the-apocalypse nonsense than I expected. #jackmeatsflix

There are fighter jets, Soviet Russia, Van Halen, Top Gun references and Kenneth Branagh beating people up. Need I say more? #jackmeatsflix

This isn't really a slasher about tennis players, but it does prove that professional tennis involving blood can be entertaining. #jackmeatsflix

One Last Shot is perfectly serviceable, but you'll probably forget most of it before the end credits finish. #jackmeatsflix

Echoes from the Void tries to tell some creepy stories, but by the end, I was wondering if the void was where the good stories went. #jackmeatsflix

The Super Troopers are back, and apparently Farva getting engaged was the excuse everyone needed to make another ridiculous movie. #jackmeatsflix

If you're planning a home birth, maybe don't watch Goody Goody beforehand unless you really enjoy giving yourself completely unnecessary anxiety. #jackmeatsflix

This is what happens when you take an interesting premise and then botch every aspect of the film in the process of making it. #jackmeatsflix

Exit 8 takes a simple game about spotting weird shit in a hallway and somehow turns it into surprisingly creepy entertainment. #jackmeatsflix