I turned 55 yesterday.

I’m writing this from Fiji, where it’s already tomorrow.

I learned to scuba dive at 38, an age I once thought was old.

Turns out 40 wasn’t old. It wasn’t even particularly close.

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#ScubaDiving #DiveWithFrank #itsNotTooLate

so it turns out hired goon has cameras in my room #wow #whoa #ComedyIsAProcess #TargetedHashtags #TargetedEmojis #TransRights #MillennialsAreOldButSomeOfUsDoTry🏳️‍⚧️🩷💚
#ItsNotTooLate #RealDudesLoveBeingGirly
#InMyPerfectLifeIWouldHaveWorkedInAdvertisement
#OrOnMST3K
#MST3K
#ILoveYou
#TomServo
#TomServo