Not a patch on the Uxbridge English Dictionary!

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Disappointing Titles for Tribute Bands:
- Simply Dead
- Public Enema
- Break Wind and Fire
- Shakespeare’s Cistern
- By Jovi
- Damp Damp Damp
- F**k That!
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Incidentally, Colin tells me that when the producers of #TheArchers were commissioning the Omnibus version of Barwick Green, Colin was flattered to be asked to collaborate with Spiers & Boden.

At least, he thinks it was "BELLOW head" they were yelling at him.

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#ISIHAC #Samantha
Fallon has to go now, she's going to see Conrad as revenge. He's arranged a night away, fine food and vodka cocktails. She tells Harrison he's going to offer her delicious food in his hotel room and then liqour out on the balcony. #TheArchers

But they are delayed as they are being entertained by Colin Sell at the 🎹

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So as the tea towel of life burns on the risotto of the listening public, the fire extinguisher of vengeance threatens to foam the cuckhold simply waiting for their tea, within the kitchen of the world as it’s threatened by the sexy meteorite of fate. It’s time to say goodbye.
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#TheArchers

Looking at pics from by-election campaign and have just discovered that #MorningtonCrescent is in Holborn and St Pancras! #ISIHAC