iPhone Duo STARTS at $2,000?

Fuck Off...

Don't want one anymore.
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SHOW US THE IFOLD ALREADY.

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Apple Reference Photo? So now you can help the FBI use your photos as evidence against you because they can be tied directly to your specific device. No thank you.

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Vapor Chamber - the hardware version of Vaporware.

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So... you're saying the A20 is gonna make the new Iphones HOT.

Not like "hot" but like "Ow, god damn, give me the Aloe" hot.

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5 minutes in, and AI-yapping starts.
🤮

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I won't truly love Siri until i can rename it or change the wake word.

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Dear Apple: Siri is nowhere near that fast, and you know it.

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I'll be honest: Siri has become far more useful than competitors like Alexa (which is in process of being enshittified) - but it still lags behind Copilot.

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I'll be honest - the "Live Translation" feature of AirPods is hit or miss. It's cool, but still too slow and inaccurate.

No way to watch NHK and expect the AirPods to keep up. Which is a shame.

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It's not an Intelligent Personal Hub.

It's a fucking phone.

Still.

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