WELP... @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social are back from their extended weekend break... which, unfortunately for them, means yet another #InternetToday American Fascism Gut Check...

On a special early edition of #InternetToday Weekly Weird News, @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social talk about the Trump Administration turning to public executions for a ratings boost...

This week on #InternetToday TechNewsDay, @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social do their best Ralph Wiggum impression as they talk about how Donald Trump doesn't give a fuck if Iran bombs their hometown...

Sure.. Let's just add a plague to the pile... Why not?!?

@eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social talk about the newest threat to humanity on the latest #InternetToday news update...

This week on #InternetToday Weekly Weird News...

While there's no room for "Beardos" or "Weirdos" in Hegseth's Department of WAR, @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social talk about how there's no discrimination against doggos in the Mexican Military...

This week on the #InternetToday NEWS DUMP, @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social talk about Pete Hegseth making his muscle man fetish the rest of the Department of WAR's problem... even as the beardos and weirdos of AI line up to hawk their grift...

WHAT THE WHAT?!?

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...this is because someone gamed an updated iteration of Grok into saying Elon was the best at drinking piss (video by #InternetToday: youtu.be/ZzsbNDy1Z6s?...) and all the sycophantic AIBros circled their wagons to go "Ummm... Drinking piss is cool, actually!," isn't it?

This week on #InternetToday TechNewsDay, @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social stare once again at the horrors that Artificial Intelligence have wrought... wait, I'm sorry... the horrors that *SUPER* Intelligence have wrought...

Welp... Looks like Kash Patel has more than beastiality questions to worry about as @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social talk about ShinyHunters hacking the FBI on the latest #InternetToday news update...

"Wait a minute... There's something bothering me about this week's #InternetToday Weekly Weird News... I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a mask mandate! Enjoy your discourse, @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social!"

This week on the #InternetToday NEWS DUMP, @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social talk about how Republicans have exhausted all other culture war talking points to distract from Trump tanking the economy and have now dusted off the ol' reliable boogeyman... FURRIES.

This week on #InternetToday TechNewsDay, @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social talk about how nobody wants their TRUMP TV...

So @rickyftw.bsky.social and @eliotetc.bsky.social are back from their extended weekend break... which unfortunately for them also means it's time for them to do an extended edition of the #InternetToday American Fascism Gut Check...

On a very Weekly Weird NEWS DUMP-y edition of #InternetToday TechNewsDay, @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social are not complicit as they talk about how Ed Sheeran's concert tour completely imploded...

Is Generative AI about to go Terminator on us all? Well, not so fast as @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social break down AIBros' latest stunt to keep their slop grift going on the latest #InternetToday news update...

This week on #InternetToday Weekly Weird News, @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social give themselves a much needed respite from Trump thumbnails as they talk about Kash Patel vanity searching through it...

This week on the #InternetToday NEWS DUMP, @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social run down the most pathetic moments from the RNC's "Trump-A-Palooza" their first ever midterm election convention...

This week on #InternetToday TechNewsDay...

As we all prepare for the 25th anniversary of the tragedy that we were instructed repeatedly to "NEVER FORGET," @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social talk about how Donald Trump clearly has...

Moving in is always easier when @rickyftw.bsky.social and @eliotetc.bsky.social are telling you how much more fucked up the world is than what's going on in your corner of it... #InternetToday #NewsDump #WeeklyWeirdNews

Before they're inexplicably renamed "America Today" by Executive Order, #InternetToday do another Fascism Gut Check as @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social detail Donald Trump's latest bout of enshitpostification...