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@anselmdubois.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 10:41 AM

#include <stdio.h>

int main(void) {
printf("Hello gorgeous world! I was, I am and I'll always be a lousy programmer.\n");
return 0;
}

@syllade.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 8:40 PM

Apres s'il a besoin d'un logiciel :

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

int main(void){
printf("Les Lycées sont mal entrenues !! \n);
return (EXIT_SUCCESS);
}

@poison-raika.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 5:29 PM

ゴミは速やかにゴミ箱へ
Світе, швидко викидай своє сміття у смітник.
Інакше настане червона зима.

www.pixiv.net/novel/show.p...

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#trash #immediately #priority #essential #include #people #specific #example #certain #Hanafuda #President #more #Emperor #mercy #currently #impose #death #sentence #Ukraine

@kris.kralsei.streamOct 8, 2026, 3:06 PM

#include <iostream> int main(){ std::cout << "hello world" << std::endl; return 0; }

@colin-fraser.netOct 2, 2026, 8:34 PM

It learns all these word associations, like "Paris" often comes after "The capitol of France is", "2" usually comes after "1 + 1 = ", ">" usually comes after "#include <stdio.h", and so on. Then it generates new text that matches the corpus by Stochastically Parroting these associations.

@golemwire.comOct 2, 2026, 1:39 AM

Currently I'm planning on using POSIX-UEFI for one of the versions of #FoundationOS , but after hearing more about IncludeOS, I'm considering targeting that first. (Interesting project -- you put `#include <os>` at the top of a C++ program, and it's an OS. More or less :)

#FoundationProject […]

@whatsnew.fyiSep 28, 2026, 3:02 AM

graphify v0.9.70 Fortran capital-F cpp step no longer allows an untrusted .F/.F90 source to read arbitrary host files by stripping every #include directive before preprocessing and feeding the source to cpp on stdin while preserving macro expansion

@poison-raika.bsky.socialSep 27, 2026, 4:41 PM

ゴミは速やかにゴミ箱へ
Світе, швидко викидай своє сміття у смітник.
Інакше настане червона зима.

note.com/poison_raika...

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#trash #immediately #priority #essential #include #people #specific #example #certain #Hanafuda #President #more #Emperor #mercy #currently #impose #death #sentence #Ukraine #world

@poison-raika.bsky.socialSep 27, 2026, 4:37 PM

ゴミは速やかにゴミ箱へ
Світе, швидко викидай своє сміття у смітник.
Інакше настане червона зима.

note.com/poison_raika...

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#trash #immediately #priority #essential #include #people #specific #example #certain #Hanafuda #President #more #Emperor #mercy #currently #impose #death #sentence #Ukraine #world

@demofox.bsky.socialSep 26, 2026, 1:43 PM

oh sorry, I wasnt sure if you meant Mikko or me, I would have linked it!
The schema files are ~C struct / enum / union definitions and #include. A table is an array of entries.
Entries can link to entries of other tables.
When you compile the data, it makes a bin and a standalone .h to load it.

A schema def file snippet.
uses "C" style syntax. Editing an "item" schemaediting a "character" schema
@michaelretzlaff.wsocial.euSep 26, 2026, 11:22 AM

#include <iostream>

int main() {
std::cout << "Hello, World!\n";
}

@kentarou-m.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 1:25 AM

なので下記コードは puts("1=2"); が実行される。
one と two の数値が同じか?を見ているのではなく、
one に two の値を代入している。よって非0であり、
putsが実行される。

#include <stdio.h>
int main()
{
int one = 1, two = 2;
if (one = two)
puts("1=2");
return 0;
}

@hacksore.comSep 23, 2026, 11:47 PM

Someone smart tell me what this is

#include <algorithm>

@33yy.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 6:36 PM

how to cause a BSOD:

#include <windows.h>
#include <winternl.h>
#define SeShutdownPrivilege 19
#define OptionShutdownSystem 6
DWORD temp;
RtlAdjustPrivilege(SeShutdownPrivilege, TRUE, FALSE, &temp);
NtRaiseHardError(STATUS_VIRUS_INFECTED, 0u, 0U, NULL, OptionShutdownSystem, &temp);

@dwagon.orgSep 23, 2026, 11:04 AM

[GCC documentation (short page)]

https://gcc.gnu.org/onlinedocs/cpp/Directives-Within-Macro-Arguments.html

sorry what why how

...did they just notice a side effect of their impl and made it a feature??

#programming #include

@imbb-forth.bsky.socialSep 21, 2026, 11:46 AM

🎭 At Researcher’s Night 2026, IMBB-FORTH presents a theatrical performance exploring diversity, inclusion and bias in research.

Part of the INCLUDE project.

#ResearcherNight2026 #INCLUDE #Inclusion

@vanoreo.bsky.socialSep 19, 2026, 6:18 PM

#include <stdio.h>

int main() {

@48kram.bsky.socialSep 18, 2026, 12:26 AM

#include <hugs.h>

@solonovamax.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gySep 16, 2026, 8:35 PM

two slides after this, he suggests

#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

💀

@isglobal.orgSep 16, 2026, 1:02 PM

On 13 November, the #INCLUDE project will hold its final conference in Barcelona to share lessons learned, tools and strategies for integrating gender equality and intersectionality into biomedical research.

📍 @prbb.org, Barcelona
🔗 Register: https://shorturl.at/X2OvF

The INCLUDE project will hold its final conference in Barcelona to share lessons learned and tools.