Why does #IlDouche have an Italian lawyer? Why doesn't he have a real American lawyer?

I have long argued that we should not be comparing #IlDouche to Hitler but rather to Mussolini (hence my nickname). They are/were both brutish oafs, not that smart but ruthless and unconstrained by any meaningful ideology or morality.

I'm starting to think maybe #Stalin is more on point.

Breaking news: "Donald J Trump fails to win the #NobelPeacePrize yet again!"

A note to all of the actual workers in the White House, Mar-a-Lago, and wherever else #IlDouche is going to be this weekend: hide the fucking ketchup - all of it - NOW! He's going to be big mad!

With #IlDouche and the sychophants in charge this "permanent presence" will presumably be composed of dead astronauts and crashed landing modules.

Via @blooms-ghost.bsky
Reports that, following this morning's #NobelPrizeForLiterature announcement, #IlDouche is planning new 10,000% tariffs on Canadian poetry cannot be confirmed at this time.

I don't know about you, and I can't attest to the reliability of this source from local news in Colorado, but it sure sounds like #IlDouche and his minions are plotting a #Coup.

Reports that, following this morning's #NobelPrizeForLiterature announcement, #IlDouche is planning new 10,000% tariffs on Canadian poetry cannot be confirmed at this time.

FAO #IlDouche. No. No you can't. No you can't motherfucker.

#NoGods
#NoMasters
#NoMotherfuckingKings

Got it?

Meanwhile in Strasbourg #IlDouche gets the full gold leaf treatment in the form of a less than flattering statue of himself outside the European Parliament building.

#IlDouche can talk the talk but he won't walk the walk. On second thought, having listened to enough of his drivel from the weekend he doesn't seem to be able to talk the talk anymore either.

I promised to track #IlDouche's #ImpeachableOffences through the election. I fear that I'm already failing. That said I think that this one statement from the weekend is really enough. Anyone who votes against should be forced to explain how the sacrifice of 15 million Americans was a small price

Maybe #IlDouche is a hard worker after all.

On the basis of this alone I would argue that the head of the USTA is a fucking eejit. #IlDouche and his minions are doing everything in their power to make the US as unwelcome a destination as possible.

The next time ##IlDouche talks about how his greatest mate is # #CrownPrinceBonesaw remember #JamalKhashoggi.

This doesn't strike me as something a winner would do but them I'm not nearly as smart as #IlDouche.

Yesterday I promised to try to track what I believe to be #Ildouche's #ImpeachableOffences between now and the election. I submit this open defiance of the temporary injunction from District Judge Timothy Kelly reinstating CNN et al's presidential access as offence number 2.

Film at 11.

I'm pretty sure #IlDouche just called the American people stupid.