@sunnehside.bsky.social[the journey, now with Scarecrow, leads to a patch of apple trees]
me: ohmygosh FOOD [snatching apples off a tree]
S.C.: You can't just STEAL in front of-
Tree: REEEEE, BABY KILLER!
me: w-wait, no no no-
Toto: Gimme one of those Dorothy, I wanna eat a baby
@sunnehside.bsky.social[arguing over what to do about the Scarecrow]
Toto: C'mon, let's leave him!
me: You think he's a cop, so he should just DIE?
Toto: Whoa, I didn't say that! Don't ad hominem me!
S.C.: Actually, that's a strawman fallacy.
Toto: Pft. Takes one to know one.
@sunnehside.bsky.social[walking away from Munchkinland in silence]
Toto: Damn, Dorothy. I never knew you were like that. Right in the middle of their song....
me: I said I'm sorry! How do they even know what Oompa Loompas ARE?!
Toto: [wincing] Just keep that word outta your mouth....