explore | Grilled Cheese

@ratatoskr.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 4:10 AM

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Oct.6th1998

#Customer #Greg

#Freedom #iCant

Panel 1
Greg: Columbia Internet tech Support, Greg speaking. How may I help you?
Customer (on phone): You're in a good mood.

Panel 2
Greg: Today's my day. No more ties, no more iCan't Internet, no more anguish.
Customer (on phone): Wow, that's great to hear.

Panel 3
Customer (on phone): Um, I think I forgot my question.
Mike: I told you today was my day.

@ratatoskr.bsky.social Oct 5, 2026, 4:06 AM

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Oct.5th1998

#Chief #Stef

#CEO #Epiphany #iCant #Value

Panel 1
Chief: Well, I'm happy to say it's official. iCan't Internet has folded and Columbia Internet has been sold back to me.
Stef: How much for, if you don't mind me asking?

Panel 2
Chief: Less then one-tenth of what I got for it.
Stef: What?! Why did the company drop in value so much? I mean, I was next in line to be CEO...

Panel 3
Stef: Oh.
Chief: Look at it this way. You still have a really long way to go in your career as an executive.

@faetality64.bsky.social Sep 28, 2026, 6:16 PM

Not a huge fan of being ghosted by people I care for. Fucking sucks actually.
But it's probably a good sign to disappear from their life if they don't respect me enough to reply, right?

Millennials seriously struggle with communication & blame it on weirdest shit instead of owning up for it #icant

@ratatoskr.bsky.social Sep 28, 2026, 4:25 AM

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Sept.28th1998

#DeleveryDriver #iCantPeon #Mike #Pitr

#iCant #iWhack #Pentium #SanJose

Panel 1
Mike: I suppose you heard about the San Jose office ordering new hardware to replace all of the machines that went down last week?
Pitr: Da.

Panel 2
Mike: If they get that shipment of Pentium machines, they'll be able to bring the network back up.
Pitr: Not to be worrying Mikhail. Pitr fix.

Panel 3
Delivery Driver: Hey man, I just deliver them, okay?

@ratatoskr.bsky.social Sep 27, 2026, 4:16 AM

#Colour #Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Sept.27th1998

#Chief #Hillary

#iCant #IslandLife

Panel 1
Computer with text: USER
Baner with text: FRIENDLY the comic strip

Panel 2
Chief (thinking): I wonder how the gang is doing back at Columbia Internet. Maybe I should give them a call.

Panel 3
Chief (thinking): Nah.

Panel 4
Hillary (on phone): Hi Chief, it's Hillary. Mr. Padlock just ran screaming out the front door, and Tufay is away on stress leave. There's a real power vacuum over here right now.

Panel 5
Hillary (on phone): The techs don't want to go back to work for the iCant crowd. Everything is running, and all of our accounts are right up to date. No debts
Chief: Very good.

Panel 6
Chief: What is it exactly about all of this that concerns me?
Hillary (on phone): Chief, just get your executive butt back here!

@ghostofsirjoh.bsky.social Sep 22, 2026, 10:01 PM

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGkl...

#ICant...

@i-am-rose.bsky.social Sep 16, 2026, 4:40 AM

#Dogs #Melbourne #Australia #Help #Gofundme #Icant

www.gofundme.com/f/please-hel...

Still asking for help. I won't stop till Hagrid Stops.. WE lost our boy Shasta recently and I absolutely WILL NOT STOP FIGHTING for Hagrid..

@snitchtracker.bsky.social Sep 12, 2026, 2:31 AM

And put their fellow americans Snitched on i can't in #You: "people to snitch" - And put their fellow americans
The aforementioned complaint was filed by And pu... #andputtheirfellowamericans #icant #youdonothing #feelgood #legislators #thetypetobanariflewhen99%ofmurdersaredonewithahandgun