@vexhatheslut.bsky.socialI wake you up by shoving my cock in your mouth and holding your head down. You try to pull away, but I don't let you; you don't get air till I've used your throat properly. When I finally pull out, I make you thank me for not stopping.
@vexhathepanda.bsky.socialPlease be careful with magical fey armor flyers. This is the third case this month that involved me negotiating with someone using armor to capture and try to abduct people for ransom.
Just buy a normal set of plate armor or stop being dumb.
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@icepfl.bsky.socialConfluence @ EPFL: from Odersky's "end of programming?" keynote to delegating authority to misaligned agents, reasoning in brains vs machines, learning in markets and contract sequencing.
Two tracks, many fields, one workshop.
@icepfl.bsky.socialToday, we are at a keynote called "The end of programming?" by Martin Odersky.
It tackles the safety risks of autonomous code generation and how type systems must evolve to contain AI agents.
If AI writes the software, what role do humans play, and what keeps systems safe?
@icepfl.bsky.socialLast Saturday, we celebrated more than 300 new IC graduates at the Magistrale ceremony!
It was a day filled with joy, gratitude, and lots of unforgettable moments.
Congratulations to all graduates and we wish you the best of luck for your next adventures!
@vexhatheslut.bsky.social“Make me” Dont get mad when I've pinned you down and am kissing your cervix with my cock
@newsen.bsky.socialIC-Corp to Debut Innovative AI Solution Promoting Personal Security and Authenticity #United_States #Portland #AI_Security #IC-Corp #1TrueU
@vexhatheslut.bsky.socialBesides my crippling big dick, besides the hypnosis and abusing my private investigator privileges, and besides being so horny I could grab someone and use them seconds after meeting them regardless of their relationship status, I'm actually a really good guy
@vexhathepanda.bsky.socialMe (looking at the cultist we have chained to a chair): We have ways to make you talk.
My twink paladin assistant in this case: Hypnosis without express permission is against the law. Do it and no fun with me.
Me (lowering my staff): Buzzkill
@vexhatheslut.bsky.socialAt Dreamlock, the standard punishment is becoming a free-use toy in the courtyard, so you are ready for me when I get back.
@vexhatheslut.bsky.socialAny wizard or witch who graduated after me can’t cast a spell; all they know how to do is abuse Summon Construct, cheat on their partner (with me), be wimpy court wizards, bend over, drink Mage's Draught, goon, and lie
@vexhathepanda.bsky.socialWait, so the baron murdered the warlock because they promised the baron immortality. The demonic word for immortality looks close to the word "deez" so the warlock tricked the baron in the Blood Contract and gave him a sign that said "deez nuts" and got the land.
Thats just fucking funny.
@vexhathepanda.bsky.socialDid you seriously just mispronounce the incantation? In front of the tavern wenches? Novice.
@vexhatheslut.bsky.socialFlirting with a usagimimi. She said, “A bunny needs her own bunnies,” after I asked if she wanted to be bred by me and now I'm virile as fuck pls let me fuck them in a consensual, non-consenting manner.
@vexhatheslut.bsky.social"You solved that? You're so smart~," That wasn't hard to figure out; I've just fucked you so stupid, and you've been in a cock drunk stupor since...I am smart, though, yes.
@icepfl.bsky.socialToday’s the day! 🎓✨
Wishing the very best to all the IC students taking the stage at today's Magistrale.
Time to celebrate your master’s degrees and everything you've achieved!
Congratulations! 🎉
@vexhatheslut.bsky.socialWhy do they keep making me retake the sexual harassment training at work? I already know how to do all of this
@icepfl.bsky.social
@beeelake1209.bsky.socialFinished comm for ZeroTZ!
Thankya for the support!
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